BECLOWNED

Last night the wealthiest man on the planet BECLOWNED himself on SNL in a series of juvenile comedy skits, all the while his loyal DOGECOINERS eagerly awaited for him to pump their inane and moronic investment Ponzi to even greater heights. Today, the wealthiest man in the world tweeted this.

SpaceX launching satellite Doge-1 to the moon next year

– Mission paid for in Doge
– 1st crypto in space
– 1st meme in space

To the mooooonnn!!https://t.co/xXfjGZVeUW

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 9, 2021

So we haven’t done any of this stuff yet as a species — but Elon is going to permit you to pay for it in a coin fashioned after a dog.

I will not normalize this sort of behavior.
I will not normalize this sort of behavior.
I will not normalize this sort of behavior.
I will not normalize this sort of behavior.
I will not normalize this sort of behavior.
I will not normalize this sort of behavior.
I will not normalize this sort of behavior.
I will not normalize this sort of behavior.
I will not normalize this sort of behavior.

Futures are slightly higher. I am fully levered long with a heavy emphasis on oil. My fate is in the hands of the Gods.