Never Short a Dull Market

Very slow molasses dripping off the counter sort of day. After going 100% cash, I have been ebbing back into the fucking market. As the world embraces the vaccine and removes the mask from their grills, it would be nice to see people stop being sick and getting back to be filthy animals getting hit by cars instead.

“The Fly” steadfastly is against the vaccine, but would gladly take it all the same. I have no “real” preference, only that I would not like to be sick. On that point, I have not taken the vaccine under my microscope and haven’t been to chemistry class in decades. I do, however, peruse content on the interwebs by “self-made” scientists who’ve all but declared the devil himself has made the MRNA vaccine inside of his little hell shoppe.

As a person who is neither fat or old, I have no interest in taking the VAX and I also despise wearing the mask. I’d like to, in fact, not do any of it. Nevertheless, if you would tell me that I could not, for example, see a remake of Citizen Kane without getting the Vax — I’d take it.

I am presently 75% cash — +260bps for the session.