GET DRUNK; BUY STOCKS

Long story short, I performed great acts of miracles today inside Exodus — up a staggering 10% via 5% positions in a slew of NFT related cryptos stocks. The whole thing is comical — but I am HOLDING FIRM into the night and hopefully will sell them at 4am 100% higher.

I closed out 10 trades for double digits gains, ranging from +10% to +20%. In my YOLO, I have gains of 60% in OCG. I stand before you, on this holy day of beer, a very successful man with a stout brokerage account.

I now depart you for bottles of beer and whiskey, an array of bland foods, all boiled for me since morning. I wish you all the best; but just know that you’ll never be as good as The Fly.