BACK IN THE SHIT

It took all but a few hours for Mother Market to lure me back into shit stocks, thanks in large part to my keen interest in NFTs. See, unlike you, I built a watch list of NFT related stocks a few days ago and was ready and waiting for them to pop off.

BAM — they fucking exploded to the upside.

I made a shit-fuck of money, +20% here, +50% there, in names from OCG to LEAF to ZKIN. Lots of Chinese names with an acute interest in becoming DIGITAL ART vendors, selling their wares on the COCKCHAIN.

I am here for the glory, cover my shorts at +2% and went into the deep and then went deeper, into the shit, presently +450bps for the session.