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My Fate is in the Hands of the Gods

I am ending my day early, since I have all but done all I can to further my pursuits. My gains stand at +170% for 2021, coming off +400%+ in 2020 and yet 5 absolute fuckers canceled Exodus this week. I am sitting there in the trading room literally giving people money. If you’re too stupid to take it, please fuck off.

My trading account is 22% cash, +480bps as I write this. My YOLO overnight account is up more than 5%, and on margin. My Quant is +100bps and my long term tech basket is lower by 90bps, which is more representative of what most lazy “investors” are holding now.

I create my own fate and my I make my own luck; but I still like to believe there are Gods overseeing shit, passing down good tidings and murdering my enemies for me in horrific fashion. If only life was that simple.

Off to tennis.

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7 comments

  1. juice

    Monsieur le Fly prayer: “O LORD, thou knowest; remember me, and look after me, and avenge me of my persecutors. Receive me, and forgive not thy wrath against them: for thou knowest that I am vilified for thy sake.”

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  2. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    Richard Weiner prayer. O PECKER, thou growest; hardenest like steel, do not forsake me. Allow me, and forgiveth my premature ejactulate, for thou knowest that my hand will comfort thy sorrow.

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  3. purdy

    ‘”Off to tennis” Mummy’ (new-Fly’s appellation for his wife.) Yeech.

    And your net is probably one of those non-chain-link get-ups.

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  4. snoozer

    why in the world are you on margin these days?

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  5. heckler

    “Dear god, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away….” from this blog

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  6. ezthere

    Christian Legarde needs a large bone…. this won’t end well.

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