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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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NASDAQ FUTURES SOAR, AS THE ERA OF JOE BEGINS

I recall thinking markets would collapse if Trump won in 2016, and I was wrong. I had to unwind my bond positions and get long to partake in the glamorous up melt. The same shit is going to happen again, because short squeeze.

Thou shalt not short stocks into Thanksgiving.

Listen to me.

THOU SHALT NOT SHORT STOCKS INTO THANKSGIVING.

Have a good evening and I’ll see you in Exodus.

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19 comments

  1. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    That looks like a cone of frozen jizz

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  2. indexjoe

    Why would the cabal ever let Joe lose now. Look at this beautiful market!

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  3. metalleg

    I thought you would have figured this out but Trump is going to be president for the next 4 years. Watch. It’s going to be epic.

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    • narcist

      Yep, he will be the president of QAnon operating from a NY state penitentiary for the rest of his life.

      Twitter won’t be available but he can still write love letters to Lil Kim.

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    • narcist

      Also, perhaps you should retire this “metalleg” alt after Biden inaugural and make some new ones?

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      • moosh

        Great question. Very thoughtful and detrimental to society. Even when you ask a question, you are suggesting some of the most dumb shit imaginable

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        • narcist

          So do you mean very thoughtful yet detrimental?

          And is “most dumb” a Palinism or Trumpism?

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      • metalleg

        If Biden actually gets inaugurated, I will retire this account and will create an account named narcist_the_great. Alternatively, if Trump wins the election, you disappear from this blog for good. Deal?

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        • narcist

          Deal. In that case, it sounds highly likely I will get to choose when I want to disappear–as planned.

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          • metalleg

            How about two weeks from the day of the official call that Trump won to say your goodbyes to your iBc family. Maybe Fly will throw you a party. I’ll acknowledge defeat if Biden wins and reappear as you, only better…much better.

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          • narcist

            How about no?

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          • narcist

            Please don’t be such snowflakes. That’s all.

            There will be other fascists for yall to masturbate to after DJT.

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          • metalleg

            Snowflake…haha.

            Don’t think so.

            I’ll remind you what a sheep you are after Trump is determined the winner of the election.

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  4. emersonlakepalmer
    emersonlakepalmer

    Dewey Defeats Truman! Ha!

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  5. purdy

    Ahhh. Vaccine’s here. No need for Zoom or Amazon or gold or silver. You want to earn a real return on money, well with rates popping, just go down to your local savings bank and make a deposit. Everything’s all fixed.

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  6. purdy

    SHOP down $50 is still a good short IMO.

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  7. purdy

    Long FIT here …so that vee may monitor your compliance with healthcare mandates.

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