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Biden Confirmed President Elect by Mass Media

It’s over Trumpanzees. The best thing you can do now, those of you who’re genuinely upset, demoralized by the spectacle of the 2020 elections, is to immerse yourselves into your own lives. Enrich yourselves and the people around you — ignore the shills and the toxic political environment that caused both the right and the left to immensely hate each other for reasons that aren’t rooted in reality, but through Madison Avenue marketing campaigns powered by fear.

Politicians are universally viewed as scum of the earth, so why waste your time and emotional reserves on a process that appears to be feckless and poisonous?

While you might believe this is something new, it’s not. It has always been bad and those in the capstone have always poured their toxic elements down onto the people for their own benefit.

So as we embark on a new era, let me remind you that markets open Monday and if we’re smart about analyzing change, we can improve our own lives and those whom we love.

The problem with civil wars is we have work on Monday.

Cheers.

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50 comments

  1. purdy

    Ahhhhhhh.

    A nice, slightly handsy, ole granpa. Reliable. He’ll read his lines (if we use very large print) and won’t go astray …astray like that bottle blonde did. We’ll be able to bomb more brown folk and nobody will care. And if Joe starts to adrooling …Kamala can read her lines even better than Joe.

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    • narcist

      Don’t worry. She knows her lines. She was a decent prosecutor.

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    • bob smith

      “old” Joe is only 3 years older than trumpanzee. that’s basically a rounding error when you’re that old.

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      • moosh

        Especially when you already have dementia. Did you just log into Facebook?

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  2. narcist

    BIDEN CONFIRMED PRESIDENT ELECT BY VOTERS

    In real life, QAnon is a miniscule minority. More miniscule than the Fuhrer’s mushroom penis.

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  3. purdy

    Blushing with pride while ducking, he said “Look Ahmed! We’re the first village to be bombed by a woman president …and one who is of color too!”

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    • narcist

      Indeed.

      Future generations of Americans will remember it was the black voters in Philadelphia, Atlanta, and Detroit who delivered the fatal blow to the Trump presidency and the dark forces behind it–as the ghosts of Shakespeare and Langston Hughes rejoice such poetic justice.

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      • narcist

        It was a richly symbolic beginning of the end of white supremacy.

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      • roguewave

        I’m wondering how future generations in formerly-Confederate states will remember it?
        ha ha ha ha

        Consider changing your name from narcist to naaq.
        naaq – Never Answer A Question.

        last post re poor n

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        • narcist

          Any intelligent question that deserves an answer is always given one.

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          • narcist

            Speaking of the ex-Confederacy, this Georgia flip writes a particular poignant chapter of black history:

            The Greater Atlanta area has been growing all my life because of the reverse great migration–the descendants of the earlier generations of blacks who fled the South from the domestic terrorists have been coming down.

            And their votes count.

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          • moosh

            Is that why you never ask questions?

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          • narcist

            I’ve often asked the intelligent ones plenty of questions, have I not?

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          • moosh

            Well, that was the first question I’ve seen from you in some time. Keep asking them and trying to find answers. Enjoy the night bro

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          • narcist

            Another (albeit rhetorical) question:

            Isn’t it quite sad (SAD!) that there are indeed quite a few sorry people posting shit on the darker corners of the internet on this gloriously joyous day of this great country’s history?

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          • narcist

            Having said all that, we should all drop the keyboards and celebrate. I know I will.

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          • oohrah

            Tonight we shone a very bright light at the moral midgetry of the small men.

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  4. narcist

    My favorite 2020 advice is still the one by Gillibrand: The First Thing She’d Do As President Is “Clorox The Oval Office

    Actually, get the CDC to deep-clean it now that it is full of Wuhan Kung Flu virus.

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    • purdy

      Interesting. I remember thinking at the time that that was so immature a thing to say as to disqualify her.

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      • narcist

        By then the bar was set low enough by the Fuhrer that it was acceptably immature. Nothing is disqualifying anymore in a post-Trump world.

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  5. purdy

    The spoken message from Biden last night was one of unity. But to announce victory in the manner he did spoke a different message.

    If his handlers wanted unity, wouldn’t they have waited for the legal challenges to play out a bit longer? And if they were at least modestly competent and wanted unity, wouldn’t they have cut a back room deal with Trump that he go quietly …or at least get freakin’ Fox onboard? Incompetent? Or seeking continued division?

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  6. flea

    Keep your eye on Arizona.

    Once that flips back to Trump and they have to take Biden points off the board – all hell breaks loose!

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  7. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    The Legend of Sleepy Joe … remarkable.

    The good news is that America gets a rerun of this presidential shitshow in 3 years. I predict Kamala/Mayor Pete vs Ivanka/ Don Jr. (post rehab).

    Last thing… Trump supporters please dispose of your Made in China Trump Pence 2020 flags in a responsible manner. Or perhaps make pretty quilts with your fellow Imbecillins aka Trumpanzees. Losing hurts. SAD.

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    • narcist

      George Orwell and Sinclair Lewis would still be quite amused to hear that these low-IQ American Nazis declared war on Anti-Fascism (ANTIFA) because their Fuhrer apparently prefers fascism.

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  8. bojac

    Just to be clear—Biden got 55 percent in NEW YORK. And we are supposed to believe he carried Wisconsin, Michigan, and Georgia. Critical thinking skills are sorely lacking in this nation.

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    • The_Swede

      Which is why there are winners and losers.

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    • traderconfessions

      Sorry for your loss. Sometimes math is tough. Times a changing.. TX is next to go Blue. Need a Kleenex?

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    • narcist

      Come to Atlanta and you will see why Georgia is no longer a red state. It has been trending less and less red for a decade.

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      • narcist

        Also, Michigan has never really been a swing state. Detroit didn’t go out to vote in 2016 because of Hillary and realized they made a mistake.

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    • narcist

      “Critical thinking skills are sorely lacking in this nation.”

      I upvoted for the irony of you saying it.

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      • narcist

        I am not particularly bright but most of you are just… lacking critical thinking skills, maybe?

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  9. The_Swede

    FIG

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  10. The_Swede

    I wonder which of the secret service get to smash Kamala from behind first and where it will take place. The girl is gonna get her some. You know it’s true.

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  11. one-eighty

    “You have sat too long here for any good you have been doing. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you! In the name of God, go!”
    -Oliver Cromwell, 1653

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  12. asteroids

    The Pederasts with their Catamites are now in charge of the White House.

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  13. purdy

    Biden has a long record of supporting the transfer of economic benefits from those that produce to rent seekers and war makers. Nothing new here – – we’re building quite a tradition in this area.

    Anyhow, will my beloved country be able to compete with China in the longer run? Which country’s economy does better at rewarding desirable behaviors? Warzzzzz, transfer payments, reparations …which of us is more communist?

    Hope this career-long tool surprises me.

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    • calgaryg

      Any democracy that would choose a reality tv show host with a proven record of failure, and in the next election actually increase the vote count for him is clearly a late-stage-cancerous decaying nation.

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  14. one-eighty

    Anybody who thought that Donald would grow a pair, man up and accept the result of the election if he lost has been living under a rock these last 4 years.

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