In my previous mental health entry into this blog, “The Fly” was running hot — involuntarily punching people in the face as he sashayed throughout his office banking obscene amounts of coin — quite literally making money at will. Since then, markets stopped cooperating and momentum stalled out and dropped off the table. Aside from a few CHINESE FUCKING BURRITOS, nothing was worthwhile.
I ended up selling every god damned stock I had, sans my Quant, and am left with dick in hand and a 5% position in TZA.
How did I come to this? How did this happen?
Well, for one — this bitch of a market only pumped blood into tera cap high gamma squeezes, depriving all other segments of the market to rot in hell. Mega cap breadth was 85%, whilst smaller cap piece of shit just 45%. The net result was big dicked hedge fund managers bathing in splendor while the Robinhood fuckers shot out from a cannon and directly into a wall.
I fall in neither group and closed out the session +0.45% on my trading — because I am a King amongst plebs. The monthly directly quant closed higher by 0.65%.
Tomorrow I endeavor to split heads open and eat the brains of my enemies. Also, I think the market topped today, so there’s always that to chew on as you nervously chud around for the remainder of the day.
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