In my previous mental health entry into this blog, “The Fly” was running hot — involuntarily punching people in the face as he sashayed throughout his office banking obscene amounts of coin — quite literally making money at will. Since then, markets stopped cooperating and momentum stalled out and dropped off the table. Aside from a few CHINESE FUCKING BURRITOS, nothing was worthwhile.
I ended up selling every god damned stock I had, sans my Quant, and am left with dick in hand and a 5% position in TZA.
How did I come to this? How did this happen?
Well, for one — this bitch of a market only pumped blood into tera cap high gamma squeezes, depriving all other segments of the market to rot in hell. Mega cap breadth was 85%, whilst smaller cap piece of shit just 45%. The net result was big dicked hedge fund managers bathing in splendor while the Robinhood fuckers shot out from a cannon and directly into a wall.
I fall in neither group and closed out the session +0.45% on my trading — because I am a King amongst plebs. The monthly directly quant closed higher by 0.65%.
Tomorrow I endeavor to split heads open and eat the brains of my enemies. Also, I think the market topped today, so there’s always that to chew on as you nervously chud around for the remainder of the day.
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Quant is negative YTD though right?
Reminds me of the factory of the future. Where the dog is there just to keep the human from messing with the computers.
I stopped out of Quant at lows -20%. I then reentered last mo and shed a bit more. I have since regained all of recent losses and am up 3% since then — -17% overall.
My Quant money was combined with my trading in March — + more than 300% for year.
Co-mingling accounts can only lead to difficulty
in evaluating your overall performance. Keep the
quant out of this, please.
Roll call for all the IWM bears from 2 weeks ago!
Present, sir! I don’t see what is so great about the current
economy, unemployment (more like 17%), real corporate
earnings (not based on a “2021 forward projected earnings”)
businesses such as restaurants, cruises, movies in-person
sales of goods, the coronavirus situation, to justify a stock
market which I think is 20-30% overvalued.
the game is rigged, i thought you knew?
China just deployed their digital yuan – DCEP
completely centralized of course