iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Look at the Bright Side

In a world of wanton pandemics and political upheaval, find solace in the fact that you are healthy and do not live in shit-holes like Portland or Seattle. Whenever I reflect upon my life, I never think about the grim circumstances of aging and/or the specter that one day I’ll be too old to play tennis. Instead, I go online and see people running around without jobs, ripping down statues — interrupting people during dinner with megaphones — demanding they salute them and heed their cause — and I feel better about myself. I really do.

My life is, for lack of a better word, charmed. I do what I want when I want to do it. Today I woke up and sold WKHS for a 14.4% gain. Then I proceeded to buy various securities, a little of this and a little of that — just because I felt like it.

I do not consider myself luckier than most — just much smarter and driven.

To that end, markets have springboarded higher again, in a “I don’t give a fuck” manner. I am 55% cash and looking to allocate into more as the morning melds into afternoon. Stocks on the radar include cannabis and crypto related plays — but there will be more. We are in a period of grande success and depravity. Almost anything can and will shoot higher. Your focus should be on selling the runners before they fade, for they’re always short-lived — just like poorly planned out insurrections.

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8 comments

  1. tha pirate

    Note: If you DO find yourself fleeing shit holes like Portland or Seattle (and who could blame you for doing so), please remember NOT to vote for the same far left leadership that brought you ANTIFA riots & “CHAZ” zones when you arrive in Texas and Florida. Let the madness end.

    This has been a public service announcement brought to you by a concerned citizen of the still free not yet Social States of America.

    Thank you.

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    • narcist

      ANTIFA literally stands for ANTI-FASCIST because of the fascism harbored by fascists like you. What a fucking moron.

      And, guess what, there are less old white “conservatives” today than yesterday and America and the planet are better for it. Every damn day.

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      • narcist

        *”it” stands for terrible old whites being replaced by far less terrible non-white newborns

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        • ultramarine

          Haha you are a racist POS. All you Tifa-types can do is flash-mob to destroy things and intimidate people. You throw temper tantrums since you cannot have everything your way. You are children that are also lazy sadists, who take it out your own inadequacies on other people because you have no idea how to solve real-world problems and contribute meaningfully to society.

          Don’t you worry: those of us know how the real-world works will find ways to pacify your frustration – most of you whiny-babies are OK after placing reefer in your mouths. But others like you probably need a more serious and sedative jammed up the other hole.

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  2. roguewave

    All voters; please vote harder this time!

    Then hopefully your elected officials will pass laws that at least 10% of the population would be in favor of.

    Cross your fingers and toes. The system and officials will work out this time fur sher!
    If not, resolve to vote even harder in 2024!

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  3. metalleg

    You are charmed because of the things you said but that’s all a means to an end. Most important is having healthy, well adjusted children who you’ve raised to be able to live happy and productive lives. Sounds to me that you nailed that bigly.

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