I stepped into today a supreme winner. As you read upon this blog entry, the 20,591st blog entry in the history of iBankCoin — let me remind you that I am, in fact, the most prolific finance blogger in America. In addition to that, I am, in fact, the only person in the world with a time machine — from which my trades are all derived — free from the deleterious scrutiny of the very evil SEC.
I was 80% cash at the open — but I had a massive runner in SPI — a 2x cock-sized position and I sold it for an 11% gain. Since then, seeing the markets run like freed slaves, I’ve been partaking in wanton acts of chicanery — trading this or that, gains here, gains there. Literally, nothing can stop me.
For the day, thus far, I am up an astounding 300bps.
How did I do it?
That’s all there is to it folks. Hop in the machine, travel to the future. Come back and trade.
Today’s day trades
Presently, I have a few “irons in the fire” if I might be so bold. Life as I know it is grande, superfluous, and charmed.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter