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TRUMP DEFEATS COVID-19; FLY ENTREATED TO MONSTROUS WINS

Listen to me.

Last week I posted I was 100% long into the weekend, lamenting a week of loss. Guess what? I made all of that shit up and almost twice that. I roared 400BPS today — all verified — presently live in front of the Pelicans. I only say that because there is a small minority of you out there who actually think I make this shit up. Fuck your face.

This much I do know — I ended up the week 100% long, fully positioned for an extreme lashing about the face next week.

See pal, this is what happens when Le Fly enters into a trading slump — he punches right the fuck out of it. I executed 34 trades today, many intra-day, like a 9% ripper in CBAT — all designed to BOOST my fucking gains. In comparison, my static quant portfolio only gained 1.7%. It’s fair to say, had I not traded, my gains would be similar. But that’s not the type of person I am, and you know that. I ride fast and without seat belts. If I crash into a wall, I will be consumed by a ball of fire — reduced into dust.

Prospects into tomorrow look great, 90% long — foot firmly stomped down — trading with the avarice of a much younger man.

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6 comments

  1. zombie

    FIG

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  2. s.k.

    That fucking clown ferd has been short since early September. Further evidence of his considerable talent at being incorrect.

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    • purdy

      Ha, the fudge packing AIPACer still working on his anger management. Cute puppy though. “Come here little goy boy, would you like to pet him?”, s.k.

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  3. narcist

    Let’s hope he lives long enough to be the first indicted ex-President and to see his children get tossed in state prison for their felonious crimes.

    But still no wall at the southern border.

    Still too embarrassed to show his tax returns.

    America is less white (but has a much larger national debt) than it was (and had) 4 years ago.

    He’s still trying to sabotage the election and still finding no success.

    He’s still an obese clown, and most likely will remain so till he dies.

    #MadeAmericaCatchCovid will be his legacy.

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  4. purdy

    You are welcome Fly …happy the candle worked for you. As you know I was and am short bonds – not stocks …except for some just-in-case puts on the Qs.

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  5. indie

    The current covid event is proof a broke ass obese POS can get free healthcare in this beautiful country. Thank you obamacare!

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