18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
20,619 Blog Posts


Hard not to be bullish after a +400 day. The news last night was Trump doesn’t pay taxes. The news today is Biden does not want to consent to a drug test, as per Trump’s request. I guess he knows Super Joe is on speed. What a fucking shit-show. I’d like to see the markets crash; but I never get what I want.

All day long, I was in and out of SHITCARS — trading a little of this and a little of that — all for +0.4% on trading and +1.1% for Quant. I got fucked in a BLM trade gone awry, -15% in BYFC in 30 seconds flat. That’s the life of a degenerate trader.

Today was a holy jewish holiday, so what you bore witness to today was GOYIM TRADING. If we trade down tomorrow, you know who did it.

I am fucking pissed off seeing FLUX +45% in the AHs. I was going to buy before the bell — but the volume was too thin.

I closed the session 50% cash, 15% hedged short.

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter


  1. tradercaddy

    Don’t worry.
    If we trade down tomorrow commentator and local Rabbi richardweiner will let us know.
    Right now he is too busy fasting to post.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. one-eighty

    Is there any money left in the health sector? Any good vaccine buzz, Fly?
    Apeiron Biologics is testing a treatment now that has some promise.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"