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Good Morning, Stocks Are Heading the Fuck Higher Again

Nikola responds to THE HINDENBURG report. I really don’t give a shit, so I didn’t read it. However, I did enjoy this clip a great deal — THE NIKOLA CHALLENGE, whereby a lad takes his car and places it in neutral down a slope and hits 50mph doing so. This is relevant because it is the exact spot NEE KO LA took their bullshit truck and rolled it downhill and pretended like there was a fucking engine inside of it.

Look pal, the world is a giant scam. If you don’t know it now, soon enough you’ll find out. We’re all just fancy dressed penguins on this flat planet in the middle of nowhere, hoping for a semblance of meaning to be imparted to us before we drop dead. You will not find any such wisdom from trading stocks; but it can and will make life better by way of providing you with money to purchase happiness. Yes, it’s true, happiness can be bought, but the price is always rising and like any drug — once you start taking it — you will need more and more to maintain an equilibrium.

Nothing is worse, however, than having some money and then losing it, so keep those fucking stops tight and your position sizes under 10%, else I’ll come to your house and punch your jaw loose.

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4 comments

  1. purdy

    Starting to think that the faction of the scammers that want Biden have the juice and so there will be no stimulus until after the election. Will hold short.

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  2. purdy

    Added to short here, stop /NQ 11343

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  3. og

    Shit looks suspect. Wouldn’t be surprised to see the morning spike faded.

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  4. maxx2000

    Did you see Theranos is copping a plea? As if the world didn’t know she was bat shit crazy. I think this could be peak fukery.

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