The day everything changed in the simulation and America transformed into a big fat retarded country filled with fucked faces is tomorrow — 19 years since the crime of the century. And to that end, markets PLUNGED 400 after opening up cock-strong.
Le Fly vacillated betwixt positions all day — trading his way into a stalemate, in order to preserve his gains. I was up 2.5% at the peak and ended up 1.65%.
OSTK +14.7% x2
YELP – wash
I closed the session hedged with inverse ETFs and some runners, 40% cash. I suspect markets will want to tank soon — really go lower in order to apply the blade to TikTok investors. In case you’re curious, this is your typical TikTok investor.
— TikTok Investors (@TikTokInvestors) September 10, 2020
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