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Markets Crash into 9/11 Remembrance

The day everything changed in the simulation and America transformed into a big fat retarded country filled with fucked faces is tomorrow — 19 years since the crime of the century. And to that end, markets PLUNGED 400 after opening up cock-strong.

Le Fly vacillated betwixt positions all day — trading his way into a stalemate, in order to preserve his gains. I was up 2.5% at the peak and ended up 1.65%.

My trades.

OSTK +14.7% x2
EXK +5%
DRIP +2.7%
DMYT +6.1%
YELP – wash
(PING -2.2%)
NOVA wash
JMIA +1%
ICLK wash
DDOG +1.6%
BLNK +0.4%
(BE -1.75%)
(FEAC -4%)
(RXT -4%)
(DPHC -4.8%)
WTRH +8%
(VISL -5.7%)
CODX +9.3%
AGEN +5.3%
CEMI +3.1%
ERY +4%
(MRNS -3%)
(UPWK -1.9%)

I closed the session hedged with inverse ETFs and some runners, 40% cash. I suspect markets will want to tank soon — really go lower in order to apply the blade to TikTok investors. In case you’re curious, this is your typical TikTok investor.

Fuck these people.

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13 comments

  1. metalleg

    I would only consider buying Homology if their symbol was HOMO.

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  2. tha pirate

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohpGFTlUAU8

    NEVER forget 9/11

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  3. Po Pimp

    -2%…. pffffffft.

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  4. edge

    The economy is too weak to make it to inauguration day without a realistic stimulus bill, but that is the likely scenario.
    Mr. Market ain’t gonna like this.

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  5. richardweiner

    Never Forget. Arabs are niggers too.

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