iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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THE GAMMA SQUEEZE IS BACK ON

This is so fucking stupid. I can’t even lie convincingly enough to talk myself into finding reasons to love stocks here. I fucking hate stocks here and want them lower, by about 90%. Sure, it was fun on the way up, but elevators are fun too, especially when the cables snap and the car freefalls to a splat.

THERE IS NO JUSTIFICATION FOR ZM TRADING AT 85X SALES.

I am whining now and even thought I hate stocks, I am a servant to the trends. Everything I am buying is rich with ABSURDITY and although I lost 0.8% trading on my own accord in a market that wielded a 700 move unto unsuspecting morons, I managed to make money nonetheless. This is a sad tale for you, but one often told in these halls and shall repeat until the end of time. The Fly wins again, even while losing. His quantitative fund soared 3.7%, which houses half his money.

The band plays on, spearheaded by the clowns caked in cosmetics — a fanciful affair of liars and thieves. It will soon end and you will be relieved to find the facade lifted and the gruesomeness of what you permitted to occur laid bare for all to see and endure.

Until then, 75% long, 100% willing participant.

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11 comments

  1. zusch

    snip snip

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  2. ericbakerbruce

    How are those high waters working out for you? You must look snappy in them with your top siders and Izod shirt.

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  3. moosh

    Is showcasing this music video an endorsement for a good new show to watch??? If so, I’m going to need to up the stimulants amongst other things upon veiwage.

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  4. juice

    Why should the market not reflect the fnaciful affair of two liars, clowns and thieves competing for top liar, clown and thief of the country!?

    Funny how only one clown, liar and thief is relentlessly highlit by the gas-lit media and the other clown’s lies and theivery, not to mention dimentiary are ignored and buried, thus …

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCJMF7mflGE

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