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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Fully Operational in New Office Space — a StockLabs Update

I’ve had an uneventful week of trading, erring on the bland side with pussified positions and quick fire losses coupled with small winners. For me, it was a rather limped dick week and I hope to regain my steel next week.

During this week I was immensely busy with the development of Stocklabs as well as setting up an office for myself deep within the caverns of House Fly. While this home is temporary until I move into a proper estate for a man such as myself, it is large enough to accommodate a proper 500sq ft office, for which I am pleased to most gratefully accept as a way to escape the horrors of two bitch dogs upstairs who do nothing but bark and menace all day long. Down here I am secluded and I have a rather nice set up — big assed screens in portrait and landscape modes — big faggot television and of course music. All of this tech has resulted in a fucked trading week — which goes to show you. You might dress up a whore in Chanel — but she’s still a whore.

Next week “The Fly” returns to the market place with a full hard and erect penis. I will be doing all of the fucking, and much much more.

Today we completed portfolio management functions on Stocklabs — presently 15 months into development. I am not fucking around with this data platform. I am taking my time and creating something world class, with zip fast functions and sophisticated algorithms — added layers of data atop layers of data. Everything you could possibly want in a platform to perform your task will be here. You can monitor our progress via the twitter account.

Good day.

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3 comments

  1. it is showtime

    Right, with the certainty and stability, and guaranteed continuity, of the next 90 days, a couple year end’s worth spy targets in couple weeks
    Wouldn’t be surprised they get 3666

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  2. ericbakerbruce

    crickets

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  3. tjnyt

    Had a good week, Was down 5% on that weird Tuesday but up 7, 4, and 3% next three days. Yesterday had some help from $WDC,$MU, $DAL,$UAL,$M,$RTX.
    Still holding a lot of bank/$KBE,$INTC and $BA. Nothing exotic/arcane/esoteric.

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