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Markets Rise Again; Fly Pisses in the Wind

Even my vacations are taxing. The sleep is miserable and the food is overpriced. My windshield is SHATTERED and the food is ok. The problem I have is knowing when it relax. I cannot just take a week off and try to enjoy my time here. Instead, I trade with low information — because MUH infallible, and I blog all day long — because MUH my opinions.

While I’m sure some of you actually give a shit, I’m mostly stroking my own ego here, especially on vacation.

Stocks are moving higher again and I’m here alone outside blogging from my iPhone, looking at some bullshit mountains with edgelord spa music reverberating in the background from the hotel lobby.

After I blog this nonsense, I will then go to see if my family has awaken from their slumber, to which I will then transform from all important market sage to driver, butler, and financier for the privileged.

I think my picks from yesterday might work out, or not. Since I’m not exactly plugged into the vibes of the market, I am more or less pissing in the wind now.

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20 comments

  1. acehood

    Vacations are the worst. No days off, Fly.

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  3. heckler

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  5. purdy

    The Central Committee has deemed that Kodak will thrive.

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  6. dchanko

    “. to driver, butler, and financier for the privileged.” … hahaha
    ..feeling that right now, driving 3 spoiled brats around Maine

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  9. tradercaddy

    I loved those Kodak Instamatic cameras and the flash was so cool the way it moved after a flash. I hope their drugs are nifty too.

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    • heckler

      Oh yeah like the bulb exploded and then reloaded or something. Like a cartridge of explosions.

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  10. heckler

    Demonic sperm causes pussy virus according to Trump’s new witch doctor. Developing….

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  11. purdy

    Sen Harris being trial balooned to be our president after Biden is 25thed. She’s a repulsive person and even lost the black vote …to Sanders. But being a compliant black …and sporting a vagina …is all it takes for the dumb white Demtard establishment.

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    • heckler

      I’d go mayor of ATL. Lance Bottoms is top bitch

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      • purdy

        Yes, she’s more likable. But some say the first job of a presidential candidate is to choose a running mate that no one wants …so as to lower the motivation for tossing the president out in favor of the VP.

        But I don’t think this is Biden’s choice …he’s just going along and waiting for the nurse to wipe the oatmeal from his chin.

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        • heckler

          I hate Kamala and think she loses oat chin the election plus she’s a fucking COP

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  12. monkeybot

    Harris seems to be a sleazy operator and opportunist – we don’t need another after this latest Trumping (e.g. social climbing affair with ex-SF mayor Willie Brown). Biden will need a security taster for his oatmeal. Of the short list, I’ll take Rice. She can cover off on foreign policy as Smiley Joe doles out the make-believe dough and tries to gin up the domestic healing that needs to happen. She’s an insider but Rice evidently has a backbone and aides said she encourages differing POVs (what?) hopefully an experienced and principled “enough” backbone against the endless war machine (e.g Tulsi)

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    • purdy

      Rice would be a big boost to the sex trade in African woman …what with her proven record in pushing our disastrous intervention in Libya.

      If you’re looking for “backbone against the endless war machine” she’s not the vagina-enabled person of color you want. Yeesh.

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      • monkeybot

        Yeah Africa ain’t easy.
        My naïveté is hoping she learned a thing or 3 along the way. Dunno. Which VEPOC you rootin” for Purd?

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        • purdy

          It’d be entertaining if they chose an Asian trans woman.

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      • one-eighty

        150,000 deaths Trump everything else. Even Goebbels couldn’t dig out of this one.

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