iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Here On the Last Leg of my Trip

Markets PLUNGED, down 135 NASDAQS. I bought a bunch of SHIT into the bell, hoping for some respite. The balance of my portfolio was in OLD MAN STOCKS and bonds heading into the maelstrom. I, in fact, won — good sir.

I will now proceed to tour this hotel with my COVID-19 mask on and attempt to find some peace and quiet, and perhaps quietude and equanimity, if that’s all right with the Mrs.

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18 comments

  1. heckler

    I’m raking crypto gains in extreme style armed with titanium hands and a fat diamond tipped dick!!

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    • ha

      Well done! Defi shit?

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    • moosh

      You made some well timed crypto calls kimosabe. Nice job! Never heard how the DMT thingy worked out for ya

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      • heckler

        It was fun dude made everything go Lite Brite for like 20 mins

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  2. spaceman

    WILL I BE ABLE TO KEEP MY GOLD AND SILVER COINS AFTER WE SWITCH TO CENTRAL BANK DIGITAL CURRENCIES AND WILL I LIVE BEYOND 2025 AFTER GETTING “CHIPPED” WITH THE VACCINE?

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    • heckler

      Do you have a gold bar that would be so fucking baller

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    • moosh

      Yes and yes. The downside is you just get stuck here, while anti vaxxers go straight to up to heaven with the aliens when they beam the DNA pure humans up and out.

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  3. heckler

    Any of you snoozer fags holding bags?

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    • ha

      a few bags. One did a few x; nothing crazy (ie 10 – 500x)
      You just reminded me, I need to check a few alt guys on twitter

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  4. ha

    Fidelity Digital Assets just sent out a 19 page BITCOIN INVESTMENT THESIS to some customers!
    Get some! Stop being a loooooser.

    “It might make sense just to get some in case it catches on. If enough people think the same way, that becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy.”SATOSHI NAKAMOTO

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  5. purdy

    Maybe it changes in a couple days, but for now the major indices are set-up short. Wouldn’t have bought into this close.

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    • ericbakerbruce

      Suck my dick. You know nothing.

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      • purdy

        Sorry …can’t find my glass and tweezers …but the market very generously gave you a half-way-back entry short this afternoon. You should have taken it.

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