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Who Are We Kidding Here? Stocks Only Trade Up

I get it, down 750 and you really really want some excitement. COVID-19 has you halfway insane and the quarantine is getting on your last fucking nerves. But let’s not play games here. The market is the last thing in the world that will soil itself. Market drops are designed to be sopped up by thirsty fuck-heads.

Thus far, I’ve had a mixed day. It started off with me booking losses and then I doubled up on my COVID-19 stocks and sold out of them a champion.

(MNK -2.4%)
(SIG -5%)
(NNDM -1.3%)
(JMIA -2.4%) x2
(GNUS -8.3%)
(PLAY -6.3%)

COVID-19 PLAYS

AHPI +15.9% x2
NNVC +8% x2

Nothing can stop me, not even the appearance of a sharp drop. I’ve determined this dip should be bought now, better sooner than later. Should market CRASH thru the fucking floorboards, you have no recourse — since the courts are closed and the SEC is busy watching porn online. I am untouchable and you can fuck off.

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