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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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HIGHER! YOU SONS OF BITCHES

I don’t know what the fuck is going on anymore. I just buy random shit, fleeting ideas, themes that are both illogical and scatter brained.

For example, today I bought stocks based solely on the color of its skin. Gone with the white banks and in with the BLACK ONES. I bought some CARV — nearly giving myself a heart attack in the process of watching it. And of course I bought URBAN ONE radio — UONEK, amongst others. It’s all very confusing — but the bottom is me with a portfolio of 100% crap, hedged only by cash, which isn’t a hedge at all, balls deep into nonsense heading into a head cutting factory.

I dare the stock gods to fuck with me. I’ll BOLAWRAP YOUR FUCKING FACE TO A HOT IRON.

Into the bell, I bought a fucking face mask play, based off Californian FACE MASK mandate, which is comical given the situation in CHAZ. I reiterate my advice to you at the next highway toll. GET OUT OF THE CAR AND SPRAY PAINT THE CAMERAS AND BREAK THE FUCKING POLE OFF AND CRASH THRU THE DAMN THING. Who can stop you?

It’s all relative isn’t it? Mental illness sweeping the globe like this shit was normal. Just today, two morons escaped RIKERS ISLAND and swam for Laguardia airport. No big deal, again.

I honorably bow out now and offer you no advice other than to ignore anyone who thinks they know what’s going on.

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26 comments

  1. edge

    Repeating myself but the PPT intends to support the markets through at least quarter-end rebalancing. IMO.
    Some consider it wise to trust that this is a risk free environment. Some don’t.
    One thing I’m sure of: this is pure bullshit, the highest grade possible.

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  2. og

    Long until it stops working.

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    • narcist

      I did that with the Jerome dip and the Bolton dip. Booked sweet gains.

      But things now feel heavier. Re-lockdown is slowly happening here and there.

      Gotta be ready for reality to sink in anytime.

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      • og

        True, but too many still trying to call the top instead of making the easy money by staying long.

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        • narcist

          I’m still not seeing much more upside on the horizon (till the election is over).

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          • ericbakerbruce

            dumbest thing you’ve ever written and you’ve written a ton of shit.

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          • narcist

            You’re still very jealous that I write better than you ever can and I win much more than you ever will. I totally get it.

            You still aren’t the most pathetic alt.

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  3. soupbone

    Contrary today Sir. Strong hot southerly wind tends to make folks irritable much like the foeln and chinnok winds, alps and rockies resp. The hype is obvious to non-speculators now in the market. Very extended.

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  4. narcist

    Speaking of reality, the SCOTUS ruling on DACA today has huge ramifications.

    John Roberts, the current “standard bearer” of the “center-right” of America (sorry Mitt), has over and over made it clear that he’s not with the MAGA crowd. Through his vote today, he is forcing the GOP to deal with the fast changing demographic reality. In other words, we wants to play no part in MAGA/KAG/KWSA (i.e., Keep White Supremacy Alive).

    And that may very well be his greatest contribution to America.

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  5. narcist

    *he wants to play no part

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  6. purdy

    The inevitable reset will be good for our country longer term only if those who have to give up something (not just our oligarchs, but the asset-rich generally) see staying here under the reset’s rules as a better option for themselves and their families than their taking their capital and their talents elsewhere. The crazies need a leader that can sell to both sides ..and not get killed in the process.

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    • narcist

      There will be grand bargains when the GOP is replaced by a new generation of young white conservatives. They aren’t nearly as shitty as the current batch in Congress.

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      • ericbakerbruce

        more goobledeygook frrom narcist, the disengenuous marxist cocksucker

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        • narcist

          Disengenuous [sic], you say! Big word from the big boy.

          So I’m now Marxist because I’m sincere (as an acronym of disingenuous) about Social Security and Medicare? That’s quite Orwellian even by Republican standards.

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        • edge

          In your opinion is transfer up preferable to transfer down?
          And just exactly what are you calling marxism?

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          • narcist

            I sure look forward to reading his thoughtful answers.

            Or NOT. We already know he’s one of the cartoonishly dumb alts that often abuse words that he doesn’t really understand.

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  7. ericbakerbruce

    says the guy who touches other grown men for money

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    • narcist

      Alright bro, that creepy red herring that you just spit out is supposed to be your dinner.

      Now go back to your nightly masturbation session with Hannity on the teevee.

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  8. donnie wads

    From Hemingway’s – Islands In The Stream:

    “The end of a man’s own world does not come as it does in one of the great paintings Mr. Bobby had outlined. It comes with one of the island boys brining a radio message up the road from the local post office and saying “Please sign on the detachable part of the envelope. We’re sorry, Mr. Tom.”

    “He read it. Then he put it in his pocket and went out the door and sat on the porch by the sea. He took the radio form out and read it again. YOUR SONS DAVID AND ANDREW KILLED WITH THEIR MOTHER IN MOTOR ACCIDENT NEAR BIARRITZ…”

    Hemingway might have brushed his teeth with a shotgun but he was a hell of a writer…

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