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A Most Unusual Day

I just got back from a long day of chores, which ended with another large bill at my local Benz dealership. Total charges over the past 9 months has been $20k. No big deal.

It’s not a big deal because I am banking fucking coin. Plus my income is high as fuck and no one has the power to cancel me. I do not rely on ads — because fuck ads, and “The Fly” is in a constant state of offensive operations to find, capture, and execute his enemies.

While on the road, I traded into some BLACK LIVES MATTERS stocks — specifically AMS and BYFC (Bring your fucking cash) — because plebs on Twitter and Robinhood got the feels and they want to jimmy-rig themselves into black owned businesses, without a notion of valuation or sanity. Today CARV, a fucking bank, shot higher by 700% — because it’s a black bank. I’ve seen dumber reasons to seize upon a stock — such as buying bankrupt plays because billionaires sold them.

Dare I say, if you sell short AMS or BYFC — you are in fact a fucking racist. Moreover, if you do not buy them — you are complicit with not ending financial oppression. I’d like you to tell all of you friends and Family these notes of interest and also CC the @SEC — because what the fuck can they do about it?

Finally, I have a pastiche of INVERSE ETFs for the eventual dive lower and lower and lower and lower.

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27 comments

  1. heckler

    “The Fly” is one of the best and one of the worst people I know. Also, the avatars are FUCKED in the comments section.

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    • sofiacaesar

      I am now getting paid every month more than $31,000 by doing very easy job online from home. I have earned last month $31540 from this easy job just by giving this job only 2 to 3 hrs a day using my laptop. Everybody on this earth can now get this job and start making more cash online just by follow instructions on this web page………………..http://www.Profits3.com 

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    • mikaylahindwood

      [ STAY AT HOME & WORK AT HOME ] I am making a suitable salary from home $8k-$10k/week , which is great, underneath a 12 months ago I was jobless in a terrible economy. I thank God each day I turned into blessed with these -instructions and now it is my obligation to pay it forward and proportion it with anybody……………….Read More      

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  2. peaches

    Get a Lexus with a V8. Driving a Benz is like banging the queen of england

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  3. johhhnnn7

    For those of us that only regularly invest in global index funds, what’s your advise?

    Carry on as normal or pull out and wait it out?

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    • soupbone

      the only benz of interest is the German taxi beast they all use.

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    • soupbone

      sorry wrong place for that reply. How can anybody actually answer the question you’ve asked?

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  4. dchanko

    Anybody driving a benz should not be relied upon for stock advice

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  5. og

    You only lease German cars.

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    • peaches

      Buy the car in this dude’s avatar.

      Save the 20k and send it to Feeding America.

      It’ll make you truly happy.

      Everyone listen to everything I say always.

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      • bob smith

        You appear to be a few cards short of a full deck (google it).

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        • peaches

          Doing good deeds is literally the point of being alive.

          And Lexus shits on Benz. It’s not about taste it’s about G’s on the skidpad and torque. No argument to be had.

          I’m not going to look through the farmers almanac to understand your fucking grandpa jokes. Try harder.

          You’re lives are boring and frivolous. You will be forgotten weeks after the dirt is dumped on your caskets.

          I’m sorry I’m better than you.

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  6. purdy

    That rosy-cheeked Society of Friends dude used to look ancient. Dang.

    We’re all in the checkout line.

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    • peaches

      Damn right you are!

      Good thing I ain’t down with EUTHANASIA

      I’ll happily take a tax hike just to keep you guys around a little longer don’t worry man.

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  7. soupbone

    The sky hasn’t been this quiet since 9/11. Not one jet to be seen on a very busy transatlantic route overhead. Was stimulous delivered before it could be put to good use? Not talking individuals and families, that part is fine.

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  8. narcist

    Not sure how good this Bolton dip is but I bought some here at 3065 (and will probably add more sub-3060).

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    • indie

      Bolton dip. very well put.

      Btw, what powell is doing is criminal. Like the rest of the enablers of the orange fat fucker. Pinochio acts all of them.

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  9. bob smith

    I think Jerome Powell is buying these stocks as a kind gesture to the BLM folks.

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  10. bob smith

    I’m putting my entire IRA in my new company I’m naming Bowel Leaking Mocha.

    Fly is going to let me sell some embossed coffee cups in his merch store.

    I’m gonna be rich!!!

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  11. donnie wads

    If you can’t afford a Mercedes with the warranty…you can’t afford a Mercedes.

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    • xasij85257

      I am now getting paid every month more than $31,000 by doing very easy job online from home. I have earned last month $31540 from this easy job just by giving this job only 2 to 3 hrs a day using my laptop. Everybody on this earth can now get this job and start making more cash online just by follow instructions on this web…..www.finance11.com

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  12. xasij85257

    I am now getting paid every month more than $31,000 by doing very easy job online from home. I have earned last month $31540 from this easy job just by giving this job only 2 to 3 hrs a day using my laptop. Everybody on this earth can now get this job and start making more cash online just by follow instructions on this web…..www.finance11.com

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  13. fout1

    [ Work At Home For USA ]
    ?My last month paycheck was for 1500 dollars… All i did was simple online work from comfort at home for 3-4 hours/day that I got from this agency I discovered over the internet and they paid me for it 95 bucks every hour… online jobs from USA

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