iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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LOOK AT ME — CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS

I felt the pressure to perform and came thru in fucking spades today. While most of you succumbed to market calamity — down 100 NASDAQS — Le Fly outperformed and thrusted his fucking knife into the faces of his many enemies.

Look at me.

VISL +19%
MARA +22%
NYMT +12.6%
SKY +10.8%
AA +8.4%
USCR +8.9%
OLN +6.8%
(SOLO -12.8%)
(WTRH -8.6%)

Those last two FUCKERS prove that I too am human. I have numerous other stocks on the sheets — all gains, and I move quickly into tomorrow’s storm with an umbrella. Nothing has been able to stop me. Believe me, I’m out here with a fucking lightening rod and the Gods spare me from excitement. I cannot lose no matter how hard I try — ’tis my curse to provide exemplary market returns for an unappreciative audience.

I caught 5 cancellations in Exodus this week — all for various reasons — mostly candidly stupid people who couldn’t tell the different between livestock or common stock.

Tomorrow I will report back here with more winners. This will continue until the end of time, or until I get bored of doing it.

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11 comments

  1. tradercaddy

    I completely understand that you write this blog for yourself and it helps your trading psyche.
    But still, it looked lonely without any comments.
    So, here is a comment.
    Hi

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    • roguewave

      Beware of people who do not write things down.
      Writing takes a little courage because at some point you will be wrong and there it is for all to see. But that’s how we improve.

      Recently someone was telling me (verbally) some complete and utter nonsense (about how viruses are transmitted…).
      I was thinking, do they realize how ridiculous their statements are?

      In a few days, they will tell me the complete opposite without blinking or remorse because some idiot on teevee said it. There is no regret without awareness.

      So Fly deserves credit for posting daily for Years.

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  2. yossarian

    Here’s another. I wish you prosperity.
    However, it’s highly unlikely you’ll be cutting cards with the gods if you endorse a movement that wants to defund police. I’m very much not into that anarchy thing. But, why put any faith in an apparently intelligent trader who doesn’t support the long-term viability of a free society?
    Not free, you say? Look, that’s another problem. You’ve bought into the media hocus-pocus that causes people to say, shit, I’m going to be shunned if I don’t publicly come out in favor of the latest rich, white, liberal BS. Suddenly it’s all about Priuses, lattes and who’s sorrier, Little Emperor James or some old, white QB from Louisiana. How can I have confidence and buy-in with a trader (from Brooklyn, even) who can’t pick up that decrepit rag, the WSJ, and absorb a few undeniable facts from a bean like Heather MacDonald. If she can unearth a few facts about this mess and put things in a common-sense, analytical perspective, how come you can’t? Where’s the open mind I’m hoping to find, to put a fine point on all this. We’re freer than the proverbial birds compared to the rest of this mad, mad, mad, mad world.
    So, to close, let me just say I wish you, Exodus and your website the very best. But, frankly, the long-term wise players in this business would much rather place their faith in the basic goodness of American society than have the 10th Mountain Division controlling 5th Avenue, full deBlasio.
    Peace out or peace-bye, or whatever the fuck you people say these days. I’m just not young enough to know everything you fuckers purport to push out there.

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  3. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    The DXY is death rolling back towards March lows. I don’t know what that means yet but the Fed may soon discover it doesn’t have leeway for further action.

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    • purdy

      …and what they’re being paid for long term paper has been going up even while the dollar weakens. TLT has hit my target here in the pre-mkt (stated here a couple weeks ago.) Don’t know where it goes from here, but the fact that the dollar is weakening and that 20 year money costs something are a couple of the few things that make any sense to me in this market.

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    • moneybagz

      Consensus is deflation and depression. DXY wouldn’t be going down, if consensus is right.

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  4. purdy

    Money spazzing into /ES, but not /NQ.

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  5. purdy

    As my chainsaw runs out of fuel, it surges before it dies.

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