I felt the pressure to perform and came thru in fucking spades today. While most of you succumbed to market calamity — down 100 NASDAQS — Le Fly outperformed and thrusted his fucking knife into the faces of his many enemies.
Look at me.
Those last two FUCKERS prove that I too am human. I have numerous other stocks on the sheets — all gains, and I move quickly into tomorrow’s storm with an umbrella. Nothing has been able to stop me. Believe me, I’m out here with a fucking lightening rod and the Gods spare me from excitement. I cannot lose no matter how hard I try — ’tis my curse to provide exemplary market returns for an unappreciative audience.
I caught 5 cancellations in Exodus this week — all for various reasons — mostly candidly stupid people who couldn’t tell the different between livestock or common stock.
Tomorrow I will report back here with more winners. This will continue until the end of time, or until I get bored of doing it.
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