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MARKETS RAMPAGE TO THE UPSIDE; SHORTS THOROUGHLY LOOTED AND DESTROYED

You’ve been vandalized. I closed the session 90% long. I blew out of my gun stocks and other defensive plays. It appears the entire country needs to be rebuilt and this is how it will work. Follow my logic and indulge me.

THUGS BUST LOOSE AND KOOL-AID GUY INTO CHANEL TO TAKE EVERYTHING.
THUGS THEN SELL $25k HANDBAG TO NEIGHBORHOOD RICH GUY AND CAPTURES $10K IN PURE PROFIT.
$10K IS THEN USED TO BUY NEW CAR, FOOD, AND OTHER STUFF THUG LIKES TO ACQUIRE.
CHANEL FILES INSURANCE CLAIM AND RECEIVES $30k PER BAG
CONSTRUCTION CREW HIRED BY CHANEL TO REBUILD STORE.
CHANEL SUPPLIERS WORK OVERTIME TO RESTOCK THEM WITH NEW BAGS.
CONSTRUCTION CREW ORDERS NAILS, SCREWS, CONCRETE, SHEETROCK, WOOD ETC TO FIX STORE
INSURANCE CO GETS UNLIMITED MONEY TO PAY CHANEL VIA THE FED

FED GOES BRRRRRR

US ECONOMY POSTS +30% Q3 GDP.

The people bear witness to millions protesting around the world and are no longer scared of COVID-19.

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24 comments

  1. tha pirate

    Magic ‘Soros brick deliveries’ for the shorts….

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  2. og

    I almost feel bad for people that have been shorting this rally.

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    • trumpmeister

      Don’t be. Stupid people deserve to get punished, especially bear shitters that bet against the great USA of Steak.

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      • purdy

        “Stupid people deserve to get punished”

        I don’t agree with that sentiment …and so I hope you end up doing OK.

        What should have been made clear to all by now is that the stock market is not the USA ..it is not a symbol of hard work, innovation …of greatness. If we had Constitutional money it would be such a symbol. But we don’t.

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        • trumpmeister

          Nice dig. But it’s the only way for stupid people to recognize their flaws and better themselves. They need to feel and experience extreme pain in order to avoid making the same mistake twice.

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  3. richardweiner

    Some helpful market stats regarding sentiment.

    “A new report from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention says black women have the highest rates of herpes infection at 48 percent. ”

    https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=124628530

    “Gonorrhea Rates are 30 Times Higher in African Americans than in Whites”

    https://www.cdc.gov/stdconference/2000/media/afamericans2000.htm

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  4. newbalance

    FIG

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  5. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    Okay but really what’s going to happen is:
    a) Democrat governors submit estimates to Congress to rebuild
    b) The Senate laughs for a really long time. McConnell wipes a tear away from his eye before saying “no”
    c) The Senate specifically constructs a bail out for the states to be exactly whatever they were going to give pre-riots, targeting getting state finances to pre-Covid, the current state of infrastructure be damned
    d) States and Cities have to choose between funding their pensions or repairing the damage

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  6. heckler

    Have to agree chaos leads to order this PHASE CHANGE can only be constructive bullish AF rn

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    • heckler

      Hilarious to see FOX news FAGS panic on TV as they start to realize they don’t live in the world they thought they did

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  7. tjnyt

    I was getting sick of VIRAL FAGs burrowing deeper into our psyche. I hope these protests/riots last another few weeks to completely banish viral fags.

    Folks blame JP for every sin in the universe, all he is doing is providing electricity for all this merry go round. A few weeks ago I got a direct deposit of $221, yesterday I received a debit card for $589, great country, eh.

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    sad

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