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A WHIRLWIND OF PAIN IS COMING YOUR WAY

A rather pleasant day at the office. Longs bought dips, shorts fiddled with themselves. We gapped lower and did nothing all day. There was a brief moment late afternoon when bulls looked like they wanted Amazon alone to force the Nasdaq higher. But it wasn’t meant to be.

Stocks collapsed under the weight of their own hubris and now the bulls are faced with the horrible fate of having to defend themselves in the midst of unprecedented chicanery. Their case is only this:

“I suck Fed cock. Therefore, I am protected.”

A whore can only seek refuge under the protection of her pimp for so long. At some point along this very long and narrow corridor, something will go wrong. When it does, there will be no bids, no one to gather up the mess — just bleeding out and pain.

I’ve begun the arduous process of betting on a resumption of the bear market — a retesting of the lows. I anticipate this will happen inside of two months.

The Dow was off by 445 — with downside action led by banks.

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58 comments

  1. quietstorm

    “A whore can only seek refuge under the protection of her pimp for so long.”

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  2. rangersfan

    What can I say, he’s gifted

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  3. soupbone

    the problem out in the corridor isn’t human this time. all the human behaviuor patterns we love to interpret, it doesn’t know any of that rule book.

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  4. heckler

    Those June V puts printed today. Someone has to hold to bag why not the CCs?

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  5. narcist

    Yes, miss me some T-Pain.

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  6. itsgold

    Its the $20 oil. People think cheaper is better.

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  7. lawbroker

    How did Portnoy do today?

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  8. purdy

    Rome is burning and the Senate is bailing out the assholes that made us fragile. Both Dems and Repubs are doing this.

    Are they delighted that people like you narcist, are distracted by labels and fake “argumentation”?

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    • narcist

      Labels still matter as of this election cycle: Look at the shit-tier federal judges Confederate leader Moscow Mitch is funneling thru with just about every GOP vote except Sue Collins’s.

      Labels will matter way less once the new demos allow the GOP to be less dependent on old whites. What I want to see is for that process to accelerate. That will be for the benefit of this country in the long run.

      The last period when labels carried as much weight was during the Jim Crow era in the segregated South, when every white voter/supremacist was a Democrat. The older family members of mine (i.e., my grandparents’ generation) were all registered Republicans till the 60s. They elected the first Republican office holders in Atlanta in 1948.

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    • narcist

      Since you have just recently relocated to Dixieland, I’ll give you a bit of abridged recent history of the political labels:

      When I was little (circa late 80s and early 90s), my state and your current state would elect mostly moderate Democrats. Then some douche named Newt (Gingrich) from decided to go further than Reagan on the dog-whistle race-baiting and he was the only Republican Congressman from GA for most of the 1980s till 1994. Then the “Gingrich Revolution” happened and fewer and fewer moderates survived in both parties in the subsequent elections.

      The political landscape will change again. Just not anytime soon.

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    • numbersgame

      Anyone that thinks labels don’t matter, just look at which Supreme Court justicves support the corporatocracy decisosn such as Citizens United: right along party lines. Or look at the Republican Tax gift to the 1%. Buy-and-hold becomes tax free if you die-and-hold and give it to your kids thanks to that bill.

      The 1% have used social issues like abortion, gay rights, and race to get poor whites to vote against their economic self-interests for decades.

      While Dems may not be free of 1% control, the Repuplcnsa take it to another level with their blatant disregard for the poor and working class.

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  9. peaches

    is it racist that narcist is the only racist who gets called out for being racist? i dont know what to worry about anymore

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    • narcist

      To be a “racist” (even as a misnomer for “a non-white person to be anti-white”), one has to have a problem with the white race.

      I do not have any problem with most whites on the planet, only a subset of whites of this country and a select few of the European far-right.

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      • peaches

        yeah but in the end they’re all just pitiful stupid people so why have a problem with them at all? dead old rednecks are just as sad as dead old black grandmas… hillbillies aren’t pulling the strings, they are merely people like you and me who are getting our strings pulled by the connecticut frat boys who are levered 40x on HYG and getting bailed out.

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        • narcist

          That’s untrue.

          Some of the kindest, most enlightened white people I personally know despise the hillbillies more than you and I do.

          There were always some of those around in every generation, from the ex-slave trader who later wrote the lyrics of Amazing Grace to John Brown to Hubert Humphrey. Our goal should always be about having more of them as our allies.

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          • narcist

            More on the “hillbillies” that I devote my life to “castrate” politically (i.e., render politically powerless): They vote against their own social (e.g., healthcare) and economic self-interests because of identity politics alone (i.e., a sense of racial superiority). The good thing is that their political strength is waning in more and more states because of the demographic shifts.

            The Connecticut frat boys (and the Fuhrer) very much need those useful idiots to vote the way they do.

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          • peaches

            my point is these labels are 500 years old, i don’t despise hillbillies as much as you do because i don’t see “them” as hillbillies but more as “uneducated people” … economic participants at the *bottom* of the game.

            those people can be black or white, regardless, they are uneducated, like to drink, gamble, and are usually pretty racist.

            inbred rednecks, like the black guy who drinks fancy cognac but lives on the F train… don’t really bother me. they’re both racist as shit, ask anyone who doesn’t fall neatly into the black or white category.

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          • narcist

            Well, education only works on those who are willing to be educated. We grew up and operate in different environments is all. But, I feel ya.

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          • peaches

            i suppose you have a point. ive only ever seen rednecks at gas stations on road trips to florida.

            they’re like the sioux or navajo at this point, they’ll all be gone one day because they refuse to adapt.

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          • narcist

            They are alive and well even in your backyard. (Consider them the less trashy relatives of the real trailer park inbreds.)

            There will be fewer of them but they can still wreak major havoc for at least another decade.

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  10. deltasmuggler

    TSLA NVDA can’t be stopped

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    • numbersgame

      …which means that the retail investors never lost hope. That’s a contrarian sign.

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  11. tjnyt

    In a violent short-covering rally, even a city md can double his money, real challenge arrives when market heads south. I had a 5% up day after yesterday’s 4 % drubbing.
    Holding an eclectic mix, BA. airlines, TZA,SOXS, SQQQ. energy longs, TSLA, WYNN, LOW short.

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  12. heckler

    As far as I can tell people have been sending Portnoy live animals in the mail – it’s truly fucking absurd

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    • warpig

      Someone sent him a hooker/escort at the end of last night’s unboxing. The interaction was gold

      Say what you will, the man is a marketing genius. And couldn’t agree more with you above – Fly is en fuego

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  13. cancel19

    Hey assholes did ya know that birds are racist? When was the last time you all see a red cardinal butt fucking a blue jay? They are dinosaurs that survived the supposedly asteroid extinction. Maybe their bird brains are up to something. LOL I bet they’ll outlast us!

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  14. numbersgame

    The April 8 model predicted 4760 NY deathh during the last week (7 days), but NY has reported 5318 deaths during that time. 752 COVID-19 confirmed deaths today alone, vs 529 predicted. Maybe a little early to procalim “Mission Accomplished”?
    As I said a *month* ago: NY = Italy

    However, the probelm is even worse than that.

    One big (and obvious) problem with lack of testing is that no one knows how much of the popualtion has the viirus, or how deadly it is. As a result, most of the models projections have been on the death count, while ignoring postive test counts compeltely. However, the lack of testing has also had a big influence on these numbers as well. Witness New York.

    With testing at a premium, not everybody that dies actually gets tested (and yes, their have been docuemtned cases of relatives demanding tests and gettign pushback, and also of cases of post-mortem tests that have proven COVID-19 without a prior diagnosis). A week ago there was evidence of this massive undercount, as the number of NY that died in their homes (of unknown causes) sky rocketed. Take a look at the chart.
    https://gothamist.com/news/death-count-expected-soar-nyc-says-it-will-begin-reporting-suspected-covid-deaths-addition-confirmed-ones
    https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/massive-spike-in-nyc-cardiac-arrest-deaths-seen-as-sign-of-covid-19-undercounting/2368678/

    Based on reporting, New York *City* started counting deaths as Covid-19 if the coronor and/or doctors made that determiantion on the death certificate. However, NY *state* was NOT reporting these numbers. The issue is glaringly obvious, especailyl before it spread outside the city:

    April 31
    New York City COVID-19 deaths: 1935
    New York State COVID-19 deaths: 1550

    So New York and Gov Cuomo are ***under-reporting COVID-19 deaths***. Now they are doing both, so the confiremd detash are 11586, but the actual deaths reported are 14,030, putting the US well above 30,000.

    That 752 is *confirmed* deaths, so actual NY COVID-19 deaths are even higher.

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  15. sftradeallday23

    500 million saved next year on WHO budget reduction… Great way to adjust the budget genius. That’s really a great move. The who tried to give you testing kits for free, told countries to test and trace.. what did you do… call it a democratic hoax that will go away magically. Is this real life or am i in a fucking sick dream. So out of touch this guy. He says today how sad it is that we have had so many people die and then he goes on for minutes about how especially sad it was because the economy was so great.. we all know where his mind is and i think he’s going to get a lot of these smaller states in trouble with this BIG opening.. a month from now they will all be shutting down hard due to major outbreaks. He’s so out of touch… his initial 2.5 billion ask to fight the virus… ahahaha. He should have spent 10 billion immediately to set up a testing and monitoring program.. oh yeah he thinks shutting down borders fixes everything so he didn’t think the virus could sneak in… I bet mexicans aren’t getting past his beautiful wall either. We are royally fucked with this egotistical retard as a president. This orange faced buffoon just spent 8 trillion trying to bluff a virus because he’s too fucking proud to admit his decision to close off China wasn’t the fix. Holly shit! If he gets re-elected I will fucking announce us the dumbest democracy to ever live. Sorry.. the reality of what is actually happening just hit me and i had to vent. haha.

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    • wolfdaddy

      MAGA!

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    • edge

      Sf, if only “never go full retard” would occur to Trump.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      Yeah but really your multinational health organization is run by a guy with a history of downplaying or covering up disease outbreaks to help give the cover of darkness to corrupt governments, and we’re not going to sit around and put up with this bullshit any more. Enough with treating these global bodies and third world communists like equals; the WHO can beg the Chinese for money if they can’t find Taiwan on a map. Maybe they can get some testing equipment from this Wuhan laboratory every is talking about.

      “He should have spent 10 billion immediately to set up a testing and monitoring program.” In two fucking weeks? How? We’re obviously setting up the testing, but it takes time. We’re a lot bigger than Iceland or South Korea. You know what have gone a long way to setting up testing thought? The WHO not lying to us, telling us the disease wasn’t transmitting between humans which would have given us an extra two months to accomplish all the shit you’re bitching about now.

      The WHO has two options; rip out their management and replace them with people of our choosing, or go straight to hell.

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      • edge

        This time WHO did OK.
        Always room for improvement but no plan I see. More xenophobia. Or spite.
        I don’t see this defunding helping. Trump wants to be powerful but he has no use for the amount of work it takes to make power a positive force.
        Not just a narcissistic sociopath but a lazy one, too.

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        • Mr. Cain Thaler

          The WHO did not do okay.

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        • numbersgame

          So waht is the baseline for “ok”? As soon as you had asymptomatic person-to-person transmission in a second country, it should ahve been decalred a pandemic. That muhc is obvious.

          Also, you do have to give Trump credit for only allowign 40,000 people form China into the country depsite the WHO saying leave the borders open (which is nuts). I’m guessing the reason that France, Italy, and Spain are doign so much worse than Geramny is because of Chinese tourists. Who the fuck wants to visit Germany besides OWMs?

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  16. MSGT HARTMAN

    -6% YTD

    Now that Wall St. has everybody panic buying into the market she’s gonna roll over in fits and starts.

    Get some cash ready, it’s going to be a nasty roller coaster to new lows but this time don’t sit on your hands, buy something.

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  17. Po Pimp

    Meh. BTFD.

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  18. heckler

    pretty classic looking H&S top on the ES

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  19. edge

    220 SPY puts doing better than the 275s.

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  20. edge

    Too early to say but gold may be starting to respond to DEflation. Weird times.

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  21. edge

    XLF about to fall out of its bear flag.

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  22. edge

    Trump off the rails again.

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  23. purdy

    LOGM high and tight …should squirt here …but isn’t as yet. Y’all should buy it now and help my trade work. Thanks.

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