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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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GOLD SHOULD BID SOON

Stock futures look great, and I bet many of you believe Le Fly is caught with cock in hand. As usual, you’re wrong. See, yesterday whilst the market was jerking off to the sounds of a FRESH MONEY BEING PRINTED I took a position in TNA and I still hold said position into aforementiond melt up. But if I’m being honest with you, all jokes aside, the market, very soon, will crack asunder turning all of your smiles into frowns. You will once again be CLOWN RAPED amidst a ravaged countryside filled with plague. I do not say these things with a full chest, but you know they are true.

We live in a post technology world now and real life skills are once again important. Soon militias will be formed and then roaming bands of cannibals. You will need to be fit and should stop gouging yourselves with bacon, egg, and cheese bagel sandwiches now, for when the fires burn at their zenith, so will you.

Modus operandi should be to never drink booze, always lift weights, and adhere to a strict diet. STOP HAVING FUN. We don’t have any time for that shit. Life is serious and so is quarantine. Sure you can have fun, but then you’ll die of the plague. Your choice.

I see markets are offering mixed signals. We are long overdue for a string of rallies that lures plebs back into the manifold to once again CLOSE THE BOOK on them for good. But I’d be lying if I said I knew what’s going to happen. Situation is fluid pal; get to work.

OH, and yes, gold is going to catch a bid soon. Now that the ETF retards in JNUG and NUGT have been eliminated from the game of play and every American is going to receive FREE MONEY from the government, I suspect wanton and ruinous treachery and gold to be bid.

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11 comments

  1. edge

    It’s OK as long as it’s your own cock.

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  2. roundwego

    cool dude.

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  3. dschnei6

    Only those making less than $75k a year are getting money from the government . The rest of us will have to tough it out.

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    • numbersgame

      “Tough it out” -> 1st world problems.

      I’ve lived both sides of that income level. Trust me when I say that unless you have a large family and are the sole earner, any issues you have are due to your spending habits. You should easily have 2-3 months savings.

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  4. peaches

    Gold is going to $5000 or it’s going to $1260… then $5000. Triple option expiration. What a day. USD goes higher because gold is almost as stupid as Bitcoin to the average trader. Which is why stocks are up more than gold now. It’s a barbarous relic that pays no interest or dividends. Bears are going home for the weekend after fucking everyone to death all week.

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    • edge

      Gold is a trading vehicle. Those who don’t understand that are made miserable.

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  5. ericbakerbruce

    Time to short the USD and get long oil. Trust me. Numbersgame bookmark this and get back to me in a week….

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