iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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STOCKS CRASH THRU THE FLOORBOARDS

Down 8%, following what can only be described as Montauk Bill’s best performance on CNBC.

Billionaire hedge fund manager was on CNBC crying, saying 50% of the world would get the Coronavirus and how Hilton would go to zero, alongside all of the other hotels. Boeing to zero also and basically the world as we know it THRUSTED into a great depression. Whilst I agree with everything he said, he also added he was BUYING HILTON and his other holdings all the way down.

We need a 30 day quarantine, using the military if needed, according to Ackman.

Look, I’m over here with a double long APT position +10% and I just booked a 15 min day trade in PIXY for +32%. That’s who I am pal. I told YOOO the other day to run to cash. Many of you mocked and said it was the bottom.

I now sit here atop you, looking down upon the world whilst drinking from the golden chalice of victory.

Still, I am 80% cash in trading, 95% in Quant and 100% in retirement. WE ARE HEADING LOWER.

How much?

ALL THE WAY.

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15 comments

  1. numbersgame

    S&P 500 has now lost 1/3 of its value in 1 month…

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  2. the_wolf

    indeud, ….. a greed, much much lower,….. devil says 666

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    • roundwego

      dont cry wolf yet. the alpha play is over and you need to wait for the flag to be tripped in three months after the popes in Washington fight it out for the 20 trillion dole out for the next 7 years.

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  3. peaches

    At what point do I worry that I’m not gonna be able to get all these 3x bear ETF profits out of the bank

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    • numbersgame

      At this rate, you might need iron instead of plastic to get money out of banks.

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  4. Black Swan

    Where MUNCH?

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  5. narcist

    These semi-diarrheic days are just not enough for a good bottom to sink in.

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  6. it is showtime

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  7. numbersgame

    I bought TMF @$26.29

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    • numbersgame

      Fake news, really? Someone’s jealous.

      Bond prices have moved *up* 1% (to almost 2.0), while the market has crashed 15-20% further down. It’s a no brainer, unless you believe that rates have fully bottomed, in whcih case the economy is toast for the next decade at least.

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