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BREAKING: DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN IMPEACHED; STOCK FUTURES RISE

The House has voted to remove Donald John Trump from office, the third President in American history to be maligned in such a way, paving the way for a Senate non-show down which will render this entire fiasco pointless. It’s worth noting, Bill Clinton was impeached on 12/19/98, just 1 day ahead of Mr. Trump.

Nasdaq futures are +10, because no one gives a shit.

Earlier today, Drumpf was tweeting up a storm, nothing new so far.

Is this news? Sadly, it is not. I sense this is one of many humiliation tactics employed by those in charge, malevolent little people with big egos and a mean spirited disposition. With the election just a year away, this entire process is in fact a giant waste of time.

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8 comments

  1. moosh

    Waste of time and us actual tax payers money.

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  2. mx2101

    It’s material to fill time and keep the audience engaged. They will get to the actual campaign later,

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  3. wolfdaddy

    This BS guarantees Trump 2020 victory. So I expect the market to keep hitting new highs.

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  4. MSGT HARTMAN

    Nixon had his plumber break into a hotel room and steal a file. He was impeached for lying to the FBI.

    Bill blew his spunk on Monica’s dress after she cornholed him with a cigar. He was impeached for lying to the FBI.

    Trump had a conversation with a fellow President. He was impeached because the FBI doesn’t like him.

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    • tha pirate

      “…after she cornholed him with a cigar…” LOL! That had me rolling and deserves a thumbs up (- up his ARSE matey)! LOL…

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  5. one-eighty

    A do-nothing coward who hides behind his presidential invulnerability to slander and libel everyone.

    Of course he should be thrown out on his ass. He lies constantly, sucks up to dictators, and after three years doesn’t have one accomplishment to his name.

    He breaks his wedding vows by fucking porn stars for Christ’s sake. And lies about it.

    Anybody who supports him hates the country and has turned their back on Jesus.

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