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CDC DISCOVERS CAUSE OF DEATH IN VAPING INCIDENTS

Good news millennial faggots.

It was the fucking vitamins all along. I always knew those things weren’t any good for you.

U.S. health officials finally have a potential breakthrough in the vaping illness outbreak that’s killed at least 39 people, narrowing in on vitamin E acetate as a “potential toxin of concern,” Centers for Disease Control and Prevention officials said Friday.

The compound used in supplements, cosmetics and vaping products was detected in all 29 lung tissue samples from patients that health officials tested, Dr. Anne Schuchat, the CDC’s principal deputy director, told reporters on a conference call.

“We have a potential toxin of concern from biological samples in patients,” Schuchat said. “We are in a better place than we were a few weeks ago in terms of finding a culprit.”

It should come as no surprise that pot stocks are ripping today.

Get out there kids and start vaping again — totally fucking safe sans the vitamins.

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