Our perfect President won over yet another trade war and the bears are now left in the streets with their tongues hanging out from their faces. Like cows, the bears were led to their death — by way of their nose and their greed. You thought you were going to eat corn, but instead ate a sharp steel blade to the face.
Markets are up nearly 500 and I am 80% long and also gloriously awesome, having booked some double digit gains this week. My losing streak is of course over and Le Fly is back to winning again — kicking clowns down steep and hard flights of stairs — causing broken bones and torn ligaments amongst my enemies.
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