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Solid Cock Close — Bought Into a Friday

It was a hard choice. I mulled over the decision for at least 5 minutes. But after careful deliberation, I bought 4 stocks. I think we gap up tomorrow, but who knows? Maybe we get a fucked Tweet from POTUS and maybe some other fucked shit is leaked. Who knows?

One thing that is indelibly clear, and this goes without saying. Exodus WINS AGAIN. The fucker closed oversold yesterday. Are you surprised?

I feed fuckers fish daily. That’s what I do. I will never want to willingly teach you anything, only shove well cooked quality fish into your gullets.

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5 comments

  1. bambam

    Oversold close is money every time since 2009

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  2. ericbakerbruce

    I like wild trout. Fried in bacon fat. With a cup of hot joe.

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