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TODAY’S RESULTS: MOAR

Booked three gains, two losses, net result is nothing less but staggering.

JCP +16.3%
HOME +6.5%
PBYI +3.71%
(AMRX -7.7%)
(TVIX -6.6%)

I sashayed into several other names that will float higher tomorrow. I know this is difficult for you to accept, since we’re all striving for our best version; but you can’t hold a candle to me. Fuck off and stop talking shit in the comments section, else I’ll break your jaw for you.

On a separate note, I’m driving around in my car again, engine light on, fucked up intake valve, barreling towards disaster.

What do I do here?

I buy fucking trash and shit and issue The Shit Report each and every day.

Heading out now — WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!!

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14 comments

  1. The_Swede

    Whoever came up with “winner winner chicken dinner” should have their head kicked in.

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  2. dschnei6

    Take that POS Mercedes to the nearest Ford dealer and trade it for an F150 like a true southerner! ?

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  3. The_Swede

    Mercedes blow. Get you a Caddy.

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  4. it is showtime

    Mindblown Moment of Truth:

    My dad is a Ph.D. Econ . . . . . . ………Harvard.

    cranial function checkup?

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  5. teslawasright

    Perhaps the Fly needs a Cadillac

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  6. soupbone

    Bumpers should be made of steel, visable steel. We’re now in a heavy pick-up meant for business type truck. When hit nothing happens when you hit it demolishes shit cars. Get a crew cab for the fam.

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  7. MSGT HARTMAN

    The “South” no longer exists. The “South” is 70% out of state immigrants.

    NJ, CA, IL and NY as well as China, India and Vietnam have dumped into the South making it “North” or “North Asia”.

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  8. snoozemr

    the 2 week ‘good gesture’ Trump tariff delay. nice.

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  9. bob smith

    “I buy fucking trash and shit and issue The Shit Report each and every day.”

    Truer words have never been spoken. My buy and holds beats your day-trading BS by yards not inches. Sorry, but someone on here has to stop licking your balls and tell you the truth… that is the measure of a true friend.

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