I must take credit for this rally, as I called it yesterday. In my mind, I was the only one to own stocks heading into today’s rally; and because of that, I believe that you ought to pay me some sort of tribute — give me some sort of accolade and/or credit. I’m a very sensitive man and need to be told nice things all the time, otherwise I grow bitter and stale and I started throwing hard rocks at people.
Markets are drifting higher, after some morning shenanigans. I see most of my stocks are up and gold is weakening. This all makes sense, being that I sold ALL of my gold yesterday. Well, technically, my Quant is still heavily invested in gold — but I do not have any trading positions in the shiny metal any more. And for this, you owe me some sort of tribute, perhaps a collage of photographs showing me catching the big fish, or diving off a cliff — being a good Dad with the kids — a nice stockbroker with his clients.
It’s Friday and my car is still in the shoppe. I am presently driving a piece of shit that smells like a crayon box and my house has 900 unopened boxes in it and junk is strewn across the floors, festooned across the bannisters — a real mess here. My life is the sum total of my stock market wins minus everything else.
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