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Hard Seltzer vs Beer

Who really likes the taste of beer? It’s all fucking swill.

Enter WhiteClaw and Truly — two of several hard seltzer beverages competing vs beerFAGS for casual alcoholic consumption.

My wife hates it — but I love the seltzer shit. 5% ABV at only 100 cals and zero sugar? Sign me the fuck up.

The alternative is beer at the same ABV and filling AF caloric content that takes three days to ingest. Classic menFAGS will defend beer and cast seltzer bros as beta male faggots, drinking ‘pretend beer’ that tastes like pomegranate. Truth is, if you’re not drinking whiskey or gimlets, you’re wasting time anyhow so might as well drink something that is both pleasant and least filling.

Prove me wrong.

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11 comments

  1. 2 wheels

    Alcohol is entering a bear market. The new leader in town is weed and soon it won’t be cool to booze anymore. I’m not sure why people enjoy boozing so much anyway – makes you look like shit, makes you smell like shit, makes you feel like shit long after you’re done, makes you act like a 13 year old, and takes a lot of effort. Weed is superior in almost all categories! Prove me wrong LOL

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  2. firehorsecaper

    Japan is on tilt with this stuff, “Strong Zero” is Chu-Hi in ready to drink (RTD) format with 9% alcohol. Lower rate than beer hence selling off the shelves and propelling Suntory, Kirin, etc. to record profits. Juul (i.e. vaping) will displace a lot of leaf tobacco use for sure. 85% of the world lives of $275 mth. More affluence = a Bud and a Marlboro. 40% of India’s cig sales are “singles”.

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  3. s.k.

    That’s cute sweetheart. Thanks, but I’ll have a Dogfish Head Slightly Mighty.

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  4. The_Swede

    You’re just trying to get on Ramp’s good side.

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  5. heckler

    I like that faggy White Clam shit too Fly. What can I say

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  6. ericbakerbruce

    Alcohol is for losers. I pass on grass. Lysergic once a year to clean out the cobwebs is recommended.

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