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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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THIS IS WHO I AM AND YOU’RE NOTHING

See pal, this is who I am — booking +6.66% insta-day returns on my way to the Grande Druid Lodge to participate in ritual — and you’re nothing. You’ll come here and talk shit — but you cannot compete.

In short, I booked two overnight trades from last night, OKTA and ZS for 3% gains, and STMP for +6.66% in a matter of hours. I allocated almost all of my cash into the end of the day — because I’m bold and my balls are the size of cantaloups.

This is who I am.

Also, my Quant is up 170BPS today. Also, my Quant was +150BPS yesterday.

This is who I am.

At my core, I am a gold man, always have been and will be. I have 25% of my money long the shiny metal, into a Zimbabwe-esque meltdown of monumental proportions. My end of day pick has been selected and it is, sadly, for members of the Exodus platform only.

Go in peace and fuck off.

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8 comments

  1. ericbakerbruce

    I told you about the RGLD $100 roll weeks ago, look it up….

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  2. ferd

    “I’m me!”

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  3. desertfox

    Sticking with classic Baldwinisms, the concluding sentence should have called us free loaders, “rude thoughtless little pigs.” 🙂

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  4. it is showtime

    Exactly what permashorters want O’Sworn Manipulators

    the swings and cracks
    are wider
    – each time
    now getting
    – faster
    between hits

    – that portends Approaching&Developing Entropy –

    “lol” cant fool me
    that this represents
    robust bull strength

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    • ericbakerbruce

      Dude, you still have some of Owsley’s finest or are these posts you write just incoherent ramblings of a madman?

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  5. helen

    You forgot:
    Good father? Go home play with your kids…:)

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  6. The_Swede

    Whoever heard of a place called Grande Druid Lodge?

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