iBankCoin
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TIME TO GET LONG SHITCOINS — FUCKERS

Look at me.

I am an expert in crypto-currencies. You will never find someone more versed than me in crypto. After thorough and intense analysis, I’ve come to the conclusion that BTC has bottomed from its recent sell off and is now poised, poised mind you, to get back to 20,000.

If this shit doesn’t happen, mark my words, I will saw off both my fucking arms on live television. To play this, I bought a popular crypto related stock. Do the math and solve the fucking puzzle.

I just kicked out SLCA, a stock that I thought would make me coin yesterday, for a 5% loss. I’m fucking done with oil until fall. And I bought another gold miner today — because that shit is about to fly off the handle.

Trust me, I am a foremost expert in the metals markets and know more about gold in my little finger than your entire brain.

With love,

Go fuck yourselves.

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12 comments

  1. indexjoe

    Fuck No

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  2. Dr. Fly

    Your loss

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  3. it is showtime
    it is showtime

    Someone left a pubic hair on the floor of the exodus room.

    Glad I’m not in that club.

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  4. trumpmeister

    Fly, who gave you a copy of my game plan? Better late than never I guess.

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  5. wolfdaddy

    This bull will be about Bitcoin, not shitcoin. They are done. A few may get some live when BTC is at 100k but thatโ€™s about it.

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  6. omfgitsjd

    When I saw the blood in the water off the coast of cryptopolis and figured out why, I went back in at the close yesterday. I’ll ride it out till I don’t.

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  7. RaginCajun

    Long extra amounts of $AELF (Crypto), because I like Lambos.

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  8. s.k.

    What device do you intend to use that will allow you to do that? Table saw?

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  9. The_Swede

    Cranky Fly is cool.

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  10. notdeadyet

    “Worth a shot” like Abe Lincoln playing Russian Roulette with an automatic pistol.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EI1RkGAKCk0

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  11. bronze28

    No … YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF FLY….with love. ๐Ÿ™‚

    gotta hand it to you.. without a doubt, the best ever poster on Twitter. irreverent; non-respectful; committed; (or should be ๐Ÿ™‚ non faster w.r.t. putting out info.

    looking forward to Shelton talking tomorrow on CNBC; 11:40 AM.

    hope gold / GDX runs up.

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  12. mad marsupial

    The heavily armed, truly psychotic, genius Libertarian John McAfee has forgotten more about BTC than you’ll ever know.

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