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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Time To Get Old Man’d Up Fuckers

Listen to me.

Inflation is soon to run rampant in America and missiles flying everywhere. You won’t be able to dodge the damned things — just get bombed the fuck out. You might as well come to grips with the fact that I was right, once again, and you were wrong.

Old man value stocks is where it’s at. You don’t need to do rezearch or ask friend or your fuckhead financial advisors about it either. Trust me, I am a Doctor.

Value stocks, fuckers.

I’ve been long TR for a long time and I have a bunch of other shit in my portfolio. Just look for low growth, high divvy stocks that are up today, with big market caps, and allocate. You hear me you fucking faggots? ALLOCATE.

Sure, you can have some growth sprinkled in there and make a great big fucking fuss about it too. But at the end of the day, as much as it pains you to admit it — you haven’t a fucking clue what you’re doing.

I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG, ONCE AGAIN.

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12 comments

  1. WrongView

    So no bear trap? Yet?

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  2. mx2101

    Could VP Pence remaining in DC telegraph something that could impact markets?

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    • wolfdaddy

      I feel something is going down. Terror attack on 4th they know about but aren’t telling us? Bombing Iran? It can’t be good

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      • mensch

        Oil wouldn’t be down 5% in either of those cases…

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  3. The_Swede

    Wait. What about tech and biotech ?

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  4. spaceman

    Thank God I learned from the Doctor about the hundy roll GOLD IS ROLLIN!

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  5. numbersgame

    So lets consider politics to look for the source of America’s downfall. The candidates that are drawing the most fervent support ar all populists: Trump, Bernie, Warren. This is because of the increasinng wealth disparity caused by trickle-down, greed-is-good Reagan Republicans and free-market, Wall-street Clinton Democrats.

    If we do get massive infaltion, then this will just *increase* wealth disparity, as assets go up whiles wage-purchasing power drops. This means that the cycle is not over as the imbalance remains, so we would just be setting up for bigger probelms down the road. Greenspan created the housing bubble tostimulate consumer spending and recover from the dotcom bust. How did that work out?

    A well-quoted proverb: “the definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting differnt results.” Now of course the environment is differnet, which means that people will be more prone to panic if the market drops,as they’ve seen this story twice before in the last 20 years.

    Long term (5-20 year) outlook:
    The FED will try to create inflation the only way they know how: lowering short- and long-term interest rates. However, this will continue to onl affect assets, and not trickle down to the consumer. Eventually, they will reach the zero-bound, lose control, and then we’ll see deflation.
    US long term rates will continue to drop as the FED tries to create infaltion

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    • numbersgame

      TL;DR
      No inflation

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    • ferd

      “The FED will try to create inflation the only way they know how: lowering short- and long-term interest rates.”

      They know a very well how to create inflation – and it ain’t by lowering rates: Simply drop money from Bernanke’s helicopters.

      But some of the money falling from the sky would have been picked up by unwashed/asset-poor/eaters, so they did QE and dicked with rates and such.

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  6. Dr. Fly

    Everyone STFU

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  7. numbersgame

    Sure, might as well. As you noted, all the action in this blog has moved behind the pay wall.

    Have a good summer.

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  8. doubleplus

    LOL, we’re about to blow out on a top in phase “who gives a fuck.” Are you serious with this shit?

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