Good news everyone — The Federal Reserve removed the word “patient” from their statement — implying they might cut interest rates with markets at record fucking highs. This makes all the sense in the world and I hope President Trump is pleased with Jerome Powell now. We really need the market to run higher by another 10,000 points, else I don’t know we’ll all do with ourselves.
This is the world we’re in now, parsing through the statements of assholes for the express purposes of extreme profit. We will take these gains and buy jet planes and cocaine, and hookers, and gold watches — merrily swimming in a sea of nothing towards the grave — bobbing and weaving the whole time with high powered attorneys and accountants to increase our worth and moat — hoping to die before the IRS gets a chance to figure it all out.
What a life!
The Federal Open Market Committee voted 9-1 to keep the benchmark rate in a target range of 2.25% to 2.5%.
The action sets up a possible confrontation between Fed Chairman Jerome Powell and President Donald Trump, who has been pressuring the Fed to cut rates.The Fed dropped the word “patient” to describe its approach to policy.
The central bank also left the door open somewhat to future cuts.
Eight members favor one cut this year while the same number voted in favor of the status quo and one still wants a rate hike.
This is what you wanted — isn’t it? Gold is pressing the fuck higher and bond yields sinking again. I can feel the anxiety in the pit of my stomach — short sellers sweating it out in a white knuckled panic, wondering the meaning of life. I have a clue for you. We’re in a period of effervescent progress and nothing can stop it. You can try — but you’ll fail. We have a warrior class of people in charge of America now and they’re only interested in growth and higher stocks. The second the market trends sideways — BAM! they do something to get the electricity generated again.
I got boned on my pick from yesterday and sold CHWY for a 5% overnight loss. I will try my hand at this shit again.
I’m quite pleased with the progress in the olde man sector, however. I own a fuckload of value and that’s the place to be with the incredible shrinking yield curve in effect.
Signing off now. Fuck off.
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Hmmm
Combining “old man” and “investment-grade”-rated junk, bought NWL at close. No charge Dr.
Ooohh, a thought provoking comment with an actual stock idea, on an actual stock blog…what a concept. Thesis being homy sales?
It seems insane to be short in this environment.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsxiRBN2rRU
Are you people as drunk as I am? Please type english.
Showtime is now
the driver of
a 9-9-7 model
manual transmission
black Porsche
Nice ride showtime
Very nice showtime.
LMAO .. love the pic associated with the post !!!
Then she tells the principal .. “have them stand in line like perps so she can identify who put their pecker through the hole”
Say what! I’m sure it’s the shredded pecker with the fang marks.
Gold’s pushing 1370 another 10 to go! This is the year!
The fireflys are like twinkie lights in the backyard tonight. It’s so beautiful. As beautiful as the view from 21st Street, looking east to Rittenhouse Square, at sunset. Humans can create something as beautiful as the Grand Canyon.
Very nice, but comparing it to the grand canyon seems a bit of a stretch.
The Best: https://youtu.be/i6n8VyqaCQ4