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WE ARE GOING TO CRASH (dot dot dot) — BUT NOT YET

In my last post I attempted to alert you to some things and now I will rock you back to sleep. With WTI down 4%, we have every reason to be down 100 NASDAQS, but we aren’t. Breadth is solid at 46%. SAAS stocks are strong, etc.

Point being, we’re not going to crash yet. Put your cocks back in your socks — nothing is getting fucked just yet. Rest assured, we will do all of the fucking, and much more — but not yet.

For now, ease into some pair trades, act animalistic amongst bulls and pretend to let them believe you’re one of them. When the time is right, we will slay them in their sleep and then wear their skins as our outer garments.

Take it easy and enjoy the show.

NOTE: NEW POLICY OF THE SITE IS TO WITHHOLD ALL HIGH IQ STOCK PICKS FROM THE FREE SITE THANKS TO GRIFTERS AND THIEVES. Exodus FREE TRIALS HAVE ALSO BEEN CANCELED FOR THE SAME REASON. THANK YOU AND FUCK OFF.

My last 15 closed trades. You do the math.

SWCH -0.5%
DRIP +28%
ROKU +2.5%
TVIX +5.7%
TZA +2%
FAZ +6%
TQQQ +4.5%
NUGT +21%
ROKU +6.4%
DUST -2.9%
AYX +5.4%
ZM +8.5%
PINS +9.5%
PAGS -0.5%
SFIX -3.5%

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11 comments

  1. Black Swan

    Yes.

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  2. it is showtime

    So sorry.
    More sellers than buyers

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  3. Marc David

    What’s a crash anymore?

    300 points?

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  4. juice

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYL6PEuRgJ0&feature=youtu.be

    We’ll crash if we don’t get this under control, and crash for a long long time.

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    • ferd

      Thanks. I hope everyone looks at the video and assesses for themselves if he sounds as crazy as as our MSM portrays …does he sound as crazy as the self-professed Christian Zionist Pompeo who runs our foreign policy as who has stated that it is our job to be stewards, building a greater Israel, until the Rapture. And for those who wish for Trump to be impeached, do some research about what Pence has said about our mission.

      Tulsi Gabbard is the only 2020 candidate addressing the level of crazy to which our warmongering has descended. I only wish she was more learned about economics and about what motivates desirable behaviors in those who are not as well-motivated as her.

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      • juice

        agree all the way around … but whatever Tulsi lacks in economics, she more than makes up for everywhere else and I would trust her to bring in the right people to steer that ship

        there will be no ship to steer if our insane psychopathic leaders and clueless leaders blow the place up

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      • numbersgame

        Warmongering is not the top issue among the electorate and not even in the top 5 among democrats. She has zero chance. If the Dems want a young, center-left candidate, the Pete B will be the choice. He probably rates even higher in “authenticity” than Biden, because his answers to questions don’t seem like canned campaign bullet points. I will shocked if he doesn’t get to 10% after the debates and more people hear him speak, but I don’t think the country wants a 38-yo President.

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        • juice

          agree there as well

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        • ferd

          I don’t think they’ll go for that particular 38 yo. If he looked like JFK and was married to a Jackie, he’d be a lock. But MSM loves him and people are extremely programmable – so who knows.

          He is brilliant on his feet, but much more importantly, he is the alternative candidate of choice for the Israel-firsters of MSM. He is down with continued warring with Syria and he has talked, in Israel, about their right to defend themselves in the context of questions about their shooting unarmed protesters.

          Tulsi too will get a bump after the first debate. MSM’s and the DNC’s job is to make sure that the bump is small and fleeting such that she will not qualify for the later debates.

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  5. torero

    Many of those Direxion ETF’s listed will be doing a reverse split on June 28th. Just a heads up for the next couple of weeks.

    https://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/19/05/n13808771/direxion-announces-reverse-splits-of-eight-etfs

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