iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Let Today’s Melt Up Be a Lesson to You

Thou shalt not short stocks. The exchange is now managed higher by the government. Come to think of it, providing you buy big companies — this is the easiest money you’ll ever make. Whenever things start to go wrong, simply sit there and laugh at stocks. When you see people tweeting about shorting and betting on zero, find solace that you will soon own their homes and be the cause of their divorce.

Look at how the market looked bad just last week. Now we’re running hot and higher. You cannot stop it.

Borrow money from the mafia, or local loan sharks, and margin it out on the Nasdaq. There is a nice arb there, believe me. Can’t fucking lose.

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8 comments

  1. alty

    Did showtime take over the blog?

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  2. og

    Almost sold all my longs Monday too.

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    • bob smith

      I just put my children up for sale to buy the NAZ!

      Full disclosure: they were already for sale to organ buyers, I just lowered the ask.

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  3. indie

    I’m going all in thanks to loan advance from Pay Day.

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  4. MSGT HARTMAN

    DayTraders and ZeroHedgers timing the market, in and out faster than a sailor in Subic Bay, and broke.

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    • cancel19

      A fren of mine told me all ya gotta do is squeeze a lemon on those Filipino girl’s fun parts and if they don’t squeal it’s a go!

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    • ericbakerbruce
      ericbakerbruce

      BC Street on Oki was a blast too. Drinking Purple Haze..

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  5. Marc David

    Always Be Buying

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