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Great — More Trump Bullshit: Mexican Tariffs Might Be Delayed

It’s impossible to short this tape. Semis were down 25% the past month and the only appropriate approach to that price action was to laugh and snort a loong line of cocaine. Trump is a fucking retarded orange ape who is blatantly manipulating stocks for reasons unbeknownst to me.

All I know is — this news is fucking stupid on top of stupid.

So Trump says Mexican is gonna get the hammer and then immediately reverses that decision and decides to, ummm, delay it? This is called petulant fucking moron, playing games with markets for the sole purpose of either greed or avarice.

This is not an anti-Trump screed. This is an anti-moron screed and I’m sick and tired of everyone interfering with the natural order of markets.

Self inflicted wounds cure immediately by faux elixirs. This has been occurring for the better part of 2 1/2 years — ever since he got elected.

The main takeaway: Trump is too narcissistic to ever let stocks decline. Buy all dips and never sell short, or hedge, because it’s a waste of time. Let’s be honest. All of you TSLAQ faggots out there will get the rope too.

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  1. ferd

    I thought from the beginning that the Mexico tariff proposal was pure BS. Too disruptive …even for Trump. The only place where he can get away with that level of stupid is in our mid-east policy. Spy’s recovered more than half the decline from highs and has nearly filled the gap from the 23rd. Once that is filled, we can have a nice healthy decline.

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  2. ericbakerbruce

    The market has always been kind of a gamble. You win some, you lose some. Stay on the ark, it’s smooth sailing.

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  3. bob smith

    Ok, so let Trump guide my investment decisions. I never thought of that investment strategy but ok, so why would I need an Exodus sub?

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