iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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*** EXODUS QUANT GAINS ENCROACHING ON +19% YTD ***

Listen to me.

You’ve been cut off and sent into hell. Once upon a time here I used to run contests and I’d give the winner $1000 in a PayPal payment, until one FUCKHEAD from Canada complained and started making a spectacle of himself in the comments section because of the $30 PayPal fee, calling me a liar for only sending him $970 — demanding that he be made whole with an additional wire. After that experience, I banned all contests on the site and vowed to never do them again.

For the past year or so I’ve been doing FREE TRIALS for Exodus and after a thorough audit come to learn many of you have been abusing this system. It got so bad, people were creating emails telling me to fuck myself, and gaining access to my high IQ stock picks and algorithms. Those days have ended. I can tell you now, Le Fly is on the verge of multiple winships of extreme magnitude. I just got word from the Benz dealership that my car’s engine isn’t any good and needs an absurd amount of work to fix it. Whenever I’m plagued like this, stock market winship is just around the bend.

My next point is succinct, because of the free trial abuse afflicted upon me, I will now afflict injury to you by withholding my stock picks. This might seem like a trivial thing now — but wait until the fires are burning hot and the people are in the streets with their canteens dying from thirst. Le Fly will now only offer his high IQ picks to Exodus members only.

Membership does have its advantages.

Oh, my Quant was up nearly 100bps today, encroaching on +19% YTD.

Retribution will be had, and enjoyed. Markets rose today, but might fall tomorrow. Let’s see how it plays out.

GOOD DAY.

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9 comments

  1. it is showtime
    it is showtime

    Classic Showtime

    “fake news staring you right in the face
    this headline is an indoctrinated notion: 3:55p
    Trump’s stock-market rally threatens to annihilate bears”

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  2. bennyhill

    How would you really recommend that someone play this quant? Do you really think we should subscribe, then put half of our money into your quant fund for the long term?

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    • Dr. Fly

      I have 75% of my money in the quant. I reassess once per month and it’s designed to crush the broader indices and it is doing just that.

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  3. edge

    Gold and treasuries for me. Just re-entered TVIX in AH after selling Monday…small position.

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  4. ferd

    How does the quant perform during the end times?

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  5. zephler

    yup – glad you remember that. I apologize.

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  6. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    FIG

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  7. natehois

    To hell with the reader class

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  8. moosh

    Grifters be grifting. These connivers should be publicly immured.

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