iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Tepid Open — Booked a Gain

Not impressed by this open and feel it could be short lived. Yesterday before the close, I stepped in and bought TQQQ. Today I sold it for a +4.5% profit.

Oh, that’s right — you didn’t know about it because, as I said yesterday, I’m taking the summer off from providing you fuckers with free stock picks. You savages have had it good for too long — getting fat and greasy off the land of Fly — siphoning my high IQ trading and pretending it was your own. Well, I’ve got news for you bucko — if you want high IQ stock advice, you’re gonna have to get in line and join Exodus — just like the rest of the rats.

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10 comments

  1. acehood

    Moar commentary on the moving/house sale process, please.

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  2. spaceman

    Please just 1 more freebee drink hit stock tip please!

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  3. mrcharlie

    A finance blog of the highest order!!!

    Fly you greezy hog bellied fucker I got your siphon right here!!! hahaaaaa

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  4. bronze28

    FLY….Love the attitude. what a kick!!!!

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  5. irma vep

    $TGT I can book a gain and I intend to book a gain; everyone must consider their own personal loss or gain event.

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  6. tradingmantis

    Short lived….like communism in China.

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