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GRIFTER ALERT: EXODUS FREE TRIALS ARE ENDING NOW

Let me get some news out of the way first. Powell is sucking Wall Street’s cock today.

Powell began a speech Tuesday in Chicago by addressing “recent developments involving trade negotiations and other matters.”

“We do not know how or when these issues will be resolved,” he said in prepared remarks. “We are closely monitoring the implications of these developments for the U.S. economic outlook and, as always, we will act as appropriate to sustain the expansion, with a strong labor market and inflation near our symmetric 2 percent objective.”

Powell’s comments came at the “Conference on Monetary Strategy, Tools and Communications Practices,” a kickoff for an examination the Fed is conducting this year about the tools it has to meet its goals as well as the way it is communicating its actions to the public.

Markets are +400 and everyone thinks they’re going to make it.

On the issue of Exodus — two things to note.

1. We are in the middle of a total rewrite. It won’t be called Exodus anymore — BTW. Total upgrade, full monty, greater product coming your way for the same price.

2. Last year we started doing free trials for the product, in spite of the fact it would attract a certain amount of grifters that are in fact incorrigible.

I was right, sadly. Fuckers started to make fake emails — scheme in various ways to extend their trial and not pay the price of admission. Since I’ve been operating for over a decade, I have enough data on record to show me grift vs disinterest. You Sirs are grifters of the lowest order.

Right now, as we speak, FREE TRIALS ARE BEING FUCKING ELIMINATED from the game of play here. I’ve provided you fucking faggots with countless hours of entertainment, top shelf financial commentary, and of course stock advice — always steering you towards high probability strategies and away from trading like morons.

DO THE QUANT. DO THE QUANT. I BUILT IT AND IT’S WORKING. COME SEE IT IN Exodus.

And what do you do to thank me? You fucking steal from me — like little greedy midget thieves stealing bubble gum in a store. For the love of war, the platform provides endless data and a massive community of traders for $1.36 a day — and you thought it’d be nice to simply take out free trial after free trial after free trial — because “The Fly” wouldn’t mind — because he does this shit for fun and for charity.

Fuck off. Trials have ended. Go in peace.

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8 comments

  1. macpatton

    I don’t see your problem Fly. You say you are making money hand over fist and you complain about a few people that don’t want to pay. You sound like the 1% that don’t want to support social issues with higher taxes. Have you read Winners Take All?

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  2. potato

    Whatever, I’m just here for the rants.

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  3. alty

    US equities up 2% for the day. Crickets from the genius commenters

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  4. og

    Turnaround Tuesday. Market is freaking crazy.

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  5. tradingmantis

    Leviticus FTW.

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