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Bull Market (From My Death Bed Edition)

While you were enjoying the comforts of modern entertainment last night, I was entreated to a malady so severe — I hallucinated all through the night. I toiled through night terrors, sudden bursts of panic and I was shivering from my internal temperature drop. Medicated on very high doses of antibiotics and cold/flu elixirs, Le Fly didn’t think he’d make it through the night. Lo and behold, I stand before you, once again, victorious, even during the most trivial of circumstances.

Although I am not completely better and I do have a monstrous headache that has split my skull to pieces, I should be able to function today.

Market futures are sharply higher and my suggestion, or rather, my implication, that WTI crude wasn’t down yesterday was reason enough to hold came true. I suspect I’ll get boxed around in TLT/TMF a little, and NUGT might be barreling down from a head and shoulders top, something we’ll have to monitor closely, but on the all — I will make an extraordinary amount of money today.

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13 comments

  1. edge

    Bought SOXS. Stop is HOD on SMH.

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  2. bronze28

    too much whiskey.

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  3. airborne

    If you were hallucinating all night how is that different from your normal trading day?

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  4. edge

    Sold SOXS. +.66%. Beats a loss.

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    • bronze28

      edge.. too much info.

      good luck in your trading but honestly, it is your business… not ours.

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      • edge

        So who do I want to take shit from? You or the people who say “put your money where your mouth is.”
        A commentor who never posts his trades is all mouth.
        Personally, I like hearing other ideas.

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      • numbersgame

        I couldn’t disagree more. When it comes to making decisions on tradings stocks, there is no such thing as “too much info.”

        Edge is the most prolific trader on Fly’s public blog. You can easily get a feel for his/her style and then use that to inform your own decisions. If you’ve gained no useful information from Edge’s posts, then you aren’t paying attention.

        Even if you think he is wrong, then you can use his posts as contrarian indicators, just like Fly’s microcap Buys mean wait 2 hours then short it.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Edge

      You should join us in Exodus. We talk trades all day.

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  5. mx2101

    Fly, go to the hospital emergency room if you are extraordinarily ill.

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  6. joyous__ending

    Modern medical science is a wonder, you almost have to want these die these days to not make it.
    You have a strong drive for success and will to live, here is wishing a quick recovery.

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  7. helen

    ” I was entreated to a malady so severe — I hallucinated all through the night. I toiled through night terrors, sudden bursts of panic and I was shivering from my internal temperature drop. Medicated on very high doses of antibiotics and cold/flu elixirs, Le Fly didn’t think he’d make it through the night”

    I would too if I was forced to move to N Carolina!

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