iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I AM IN A PERPETUAL STATE OF WINSHIP

I have a piece of shit penny stock that I am keeping secret from your FUCKERS, which is up 100% the past few days. All of the gents and ladies in Exodus have purchased said shares and have bought lambos with the proceeds.

Also, I sold SCWX for 10.5%.

Also, I bought WTER — because they put pot in alkaline water. How can you go wrong?

Bear witness to my JVA, TLRY and ZYNE positions, and SONO, and now STFU.

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8 comments

  1. juice

    NBEV looking for daylight

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  2. numbersgame

    I was going to recommend shorting NFLX, but decided instead to go long. Apparently, AAPL may buy it according to JP Morgan.

    https://finance.yahoo.com/news/apple-buyout-targets-could-netflix-141628746.html

    That deal makes all the sense in the world. The current price of NFLX is $340 before this news, so we should put a 1.5x multiple on it for a takeover bid, whihc puts my price target at $510.

    See I did some Math (1.5*$340 = $510), so therefore my price target is not a WAG, but true, believable fundamental valuation.

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    • juice

      not happening … JPM is smoking THC products

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      • numbersgame

        I don’t think JPM is smoking weed. Also, it is highly unlikely that a responsible, highly ethical company such as JPM, would be spreading rumors simply to affect the price of a stock. That kind of move is against Wall Street’s Code of Ethics.

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    • numbersgame

      Something else moving NXLF stock today: Ed Lee’s report (on Fast Money) that Disney’s streaming service won’t be ready in 2019.

      He’s a New York Times reporter, not an analyst. His reasonign on Disney’s delay is not from an inside sources that Reporters typically use. Instead, it is based this:

      “I think that (Disney) is discovering that creating a streaming service is much harder than it looks”

      This makes a lot of sense, especially when you consider that Disney already has streaming apps and owns major streaming services such as ESPN+ and Hulu. I will have to follow this reporter more closely for his valuable insights.

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  3. sloppy dope

    Penny stocks are for low-IQ Podunk-U dropouts.

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  4. wolfdaddy

    Clear your head and fix the grammar on this blog.

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