I don’t want to hear anything about Amazon being in a ‘bear market’ — or how the market really reversed today and let us down. I don’t want to hear shit — because crude is soaring and that’s all you need to know. Imagine yourself to be a complete idiot, not so much different from your present form. You’re trying your hand at stocks and desperately need an edge.
Crude will show you the promise land. The market is fixated on it, believe me.
As for me, I am sure you’ve all been so fucking concerned with my state of affairs. I see you left 5 god damned messages on my pervious post. I’m guessing all there is to this god forsaken site has already been extracted and neatly placed in Exodus. Over there, we have a grand old time, belly-flopping into pools of penny stocks that double over night. It begs the question — should I ever bother to keep writing here? That last sentence is more important than you think — and I’m sure some of you absolute apes missed it and glossed over it as more Fly nonsense.
I’ve tried my hand at just about all forms of creative writing since I started iBC. I’ve been ribose, distinguished, kind, mean, political, comedic, melancholy — and now I’m being mature. This blog has exceeded its utility and has graced the internets with thousands of hours of laughter and insightful commentary. However, I am pressed for time and would like to dedicate myself to a life of leisure, spending time by the fire with a brandy — reading a good book.
I just got done reading East of Eden and it took my a while to finish — because I read 3-4 books at a time. Let me tell you, Steinbeck is a master and an unbelievable story teller. What a magnificent piece of art. His prose isn’t exactly my favorite. For that I still prefer F. Scott — but I’ve never read a book as grande and thoroughly perfect as East of Eden.
Currently, I am reading The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman. I suggest you do the same.
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