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NOT NICE!

The market was supposed to jog on lower, but instead catapulted up. During the lows of the session, I got my weave drawn into the market thru 3x inverse ETFs — and fucked as a consequence.

The bear set up hasn’t been demolished. And, as a matter of fact, the bulls really need to press their rights soon, otherwise their initiative will be lost. Having said that, it pains me to undergo delay. I do not like to wait for the things that I am entitled to.

By the vestiges of all that is good and sanctimonious in this world, I call upon the ancient devils who watch over me and ensure that I preside over a black and hardened future, one chosen through free will and thru estimable effort, to be gone from my person and sanctioned back to hell.

Le Fly chooses to live a happy and joyous life, one filled with ribald men pestering me for advice and stock markets crashing lower without any hope of respite.

Here’s to tomorrow and the future and the prospects of aspirational thinking around the idea that stocks can and will plummet lower — enabling me to profit from their eventual and cataclysmic demise.

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11 comments

  1. irma vep

    https://youtu.be/uIqErvv5lG4 More like Laurie Anderson than Gershwin.

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  2. acehood

    Ribald?

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  3. numbersgame

    All bets on Chi-Na, one way or another.

    Persoanlly, I feel it is very Bearish that after the trade talks in early January, we still have no agreements, not even in principal. I intepret that as meaning that CHian dn US are far aprt, but that may be my bias talking. So far, China hasn’t given in on anything. Yes, they are willing to buy more AMerican goods: maybe some energy (which they already import) or food (which they deperately need anyway) or tech (that is blocked by natioanl security interests). Let’s see them promies to buy more cars.

    In the end, it’s all about one peson’s ego and their desire fot the market to go up vs their desire to “beat China”.

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  4. dae42

    $SOXS, meet $LRCX.

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  5. it is showtime

    Comfort-meter is about to go away.
    Anger, despair, division.
    A V-intraday isnt gonna stop that

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  6. silentboom

    Got fucked this morning, dove into some spy puts on the drop and ended up even on the day. I’ll take it.

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  7. bronze28

    you should have been a writer.

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  8. edge

    Got back into UPRO, holding overnight. Not a bad day, made a few bucks, nothing huge.

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  9. clock

    …Le Fly chooses to live a happy and joyous life, one filled with ribald men…

    ribald men?? (myyyyyyy Fly i never knew you were so naughty)

    rib·ald
    /’rib?ld,’ri?bôld/
    adjective
    referring to sexual matters in an amusingly coarse or irreverent way.
    “a ribald comment”
    synonyms: bawdy, indecent, risqué, rude, racy, broad, earthy, Rabelaisian, spicy, suggestive, titillating, improper, naughty, indelicate, indecorous, off color, locker-room; More…

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  10. dollargoal

    Dr. Fly, imo market levels to watch remain: Above NDX 6750 bullish bias, below 6600 bearish bias, in between neutral as per chart update: https://www.tradingview.com/x/DqHhwrKi/

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