iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Look at Me, I’m a $SHOPFAG Now

While all of you fat fucks stuff your faced full of powdered donuts, “The Fly” is working hard inside of the stock market mine, trying to find stocks for you and your family to profit from. What thanks do I get for my efforts?

Zero.

I bought SHOP — because Canada is good at only a few things. Doing drugs, selling dog fur coats, rip off work out tights, and bullshit websites that serve as parasitical traps for upstart retailers. In this regard, SHOP is a grande dragon.

I’m looking for the fucker to break new highs, AND MORE. Bias is to the upside for stocks, with a watchful eye out for fuckeries.

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5 comments

  1. bronze28

    SO WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GOOD NAMES??

    bought JPM for a 5$ pop off the low.

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  2. bronze28

    GE; doing the horizontal shimmy until it breaks out…. or drops dead due to markets; so far.. good pattern; no use to touch until breakout.

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  3. edge

    So your’re a mystery shopper? Shame, federal workers need those jobs.

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  4. one-eighty

    SHOP is a good long term buy.

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