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Today’s the Big Day

Morning lads.

How do I start my day? I’m a very typical American hero. I usually start my day with a short stack of panned cakes, bacon, made by my own hand — black coffee and some classical music. I ferry the kids to school when they miss he bus and then I read the economic headlines for the morning and make a determination on how to trade the day’s news.

Today is the big faggot election parade, lots of noise and morons running around telling other people to vote. No thanks pal — there will be no voting in this household, as I view voting to be a waste of time and energy. Voting inside of a two party system is like only being able to trade FB or SNAP. Both stocks suck and I don’t want to trade them, so why are you forcing me?

FUCK OFF.

I am hoping the emotions of the day will cause people to sell due to uncertainty. We got some weakness in tech yesterday, but not enough. God willing, we can see a substantial sell off into the afternoon session and I can allocate maybe half of my 85% cash reserves.

Since the market is trading as a convoy now, I will likely opt for ETFs over stocks.

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7 comments

  1. jbandy

    I don’t vote either for the same reasons. The 2-party system is a joke.

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  2. uglyflint

    By the time Pelosi strikes the gavel come January we’ll be 3,000 points lower.

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  3. juice

    I’ll be voting today, not that I know who’s running but I know one local guy I’ll be voting for and one a-hole governor I’ll be voting against even as I have no idea who and what he’s running against.

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  4. heckler

    In WA State they just mail you the ballot and you can send it back, postage pre-paid, at your leisure. Seems like a good way to go about it to me.

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  5. skunkbuttstew

    Voting is for people who don’t realize the coup already happened a long time ago.

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    • numbersgame

      So you are saying that the invisible hand wanted Donald Trump to win the **Republican primary** in 2016 against Jeb Bush, et al? That’s some 3d chess right there.

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  6. one-eighty

    The Republicans are beyond corrupt. Biased SC Justices. Hanging chads. “Citizens United”. Swift boat. Fox News.

    A president who actually likes having sex with a porn star.

    Trillion dollar deficit.

    Unbelievable.

    Vote Democrat top to bottom. You’ll feel better and maybe you’ll make some money.

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