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Not Chasing This Shit

I’m in a dreadfully sour mood this morning, partly because my bed is a piece of shit and very uncomfortable; but mainly because I’m, once again, having tech issues at Exodus.

It’s raining here in NJ and I hope everyone heading out to the polls slips and gets struck by lightening. I really don’t have an regard for the process of voting and what it brings with it, indecorous clown fuckers and shoe cobblers uniting to form clown cobblers.

Stocks are higher and I’m mad about that too. Whenever I think I’ve transcended into this zen person of unlimited patience, a day like today presents itself and I revert back to the guy who used to punch holes through his office sheetrock.

You can’t chase an +50 open on the Nasdaq and get away with it. It’s not often we get a slow burn upward throughout the day. Typically, you’ll get a big open, drift, and then one last power move towards the end of the day.

Go eat some sandwiches and avoid slipping on the wet concrete and getting stricken by lightening bolts.

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23 comments

  1. duuude

    clown cobblers clown cobblers clown cobblers

    Hahahahaha HaHaHaHaaaaaaa !!!!

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  2. ferd

    “I’m in a dreadfully sour mood this morning..”

    WTF? Used to be that only the ladies declared their mood; while the men just sucked it up. Would you like a vagina hat?

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  3. goldwing

    Ntnx up large, u still holding? Rumor from your twin ‘The Fly on the Wall’. who was first with name? I would presume you are the original.

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  4. acehood

    Man Billions can’t come back soon enough.

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  5. tradercaddy

    Bought one of those mattress in a box deals (from Tomorrow).
    It was a hybrid mattress (with modern spring type posts and various memory and cooling foam on top).
    Had it for about a year and very satisfied – getting good sleep especially in the Florida summers (the A/C keeps the gel on top nice and cool).
    I know….STFU.

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  6. juice

    flea, not rocket science: get a decent bed

    will be one of the easiest and best investments you can make

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  7. jose

    S&P tried and failed to clear 2754 200dEMA today during lunch. Peeked above the 200d for 10 minutes last Friday morning, the fell 2% into the close. SPXU?

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  8. carlo zamboni

    I’m going to go slap someone in the face with a piping hot slice of pizza.

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  9. dae42

    Left at the (short) bus stop.

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  10. one-eighty

    What is this “lightening” of which you speak?

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  11. jbandy

    I don’t know what happens tomorrow or next week, but what I do know is that the market will be significantly lower in the next few months. It’s simple: Don’t fight the Fed. Back-testing shows that when Growth and Inflation both start slowing (as they are now), that is historically the period when stocks perform the worst. Raise cash, sell/short strength…and thank me in a few months.

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  12. soupbone

    It will be a shame if Pelosi et al is reborn from this as there is crucial work in progress and China trade will resolve better if there is no question how committed the US is. Viewing from off shore.

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  13. bronze28

    well, looks like YOU WILL BE CHASING THIS SHIT.

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